Dan is on the phone, using American Express' automated phone system to check some payments on his credit card. I can tell it's an automated system because his "Yes!" and "No!' replies are a bit too animated, and slightly out of character for a typical Dan-style phonecall. I ask, just to confirm what I already know—that it's an automated call—and he says, "yes," and adds that the voice is "kinda hot."
As I go about my business in the kitchen, I hear him say, quietly, into the reciever:
"What are you wearing?"
That’s just too dang funny.
I have to tell you about the great book I am reading, I would highly recommend it to everyone. I am reading Clean & Simple Scrapbooking, The Sequel. I really need to get my own copy of it as soon as I can, I have the librarys copy.
Cathy, this is really good. There are so many stories I would love to share with you that it has reminded me of. Thanks so much.
HA!!!! Dirty boys 😉
tara w says
oh that dan.
Gotta love the guy–oops, you already do!! Hee Hee!
ROFL……..are you serious? Gotta love men. 🙂
Cheri Vallery says
OK I really laughed out loud — thanks for that —
That’s just too funny. That’s why you guys are so good for each other! Perfect match. Both equally funny! Tee hee.
I laughed out loud, and I think I even snorted. That is SO something my huz would say/do.
Lynda W says
okay….you’re just too funny! Thanks for the chuckle!
Your a nut – You always make me laugh and though I have way toooooo much to do, I always make time to read your blog…. It is alot like my life – crazy and soooo busy.
HA HA… FUNNY DAN!!!
Susan Wesely says
LOL! I almost choked on my potatoe chip! What a great sense of humor!
ah, you(he) slay(s) me!
oh my gosh, everytime I hear one of those animated calls I’m going to remember this — still chuckling to myself!!;)
Anna-Marie Still says
That is too funny! I also find myself talking in a stern voice to those automated messages (like it’s going to get me there any faster! Ha!) I have found the best way to get a live “person” faster is to just keep saying “AGENT” to every question!
accompanied by any heavy breathing?? *snork*
I missed so many good posts this weekend. dang it.
Michelle Davies says
Heather H. says
Men are funny, aren’t they? And I love how you change your blog banner frequently. It’s like discovering new art!
Thankfully I have met Dan and can just IMAGINE it!!! HAHAHAHAHA just love it.
ROFLMAO!!! That’s hilarious!
Hillary Chybinski says
ROTFLMAO – that is a riot! I can totally hear my husband doing the same dang thing!
Rachel G. says
Blades of Glory is
Pee my pants funny & I’m sure I’d appreciate it even more if I had been a skater.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥APRIL FOOL ??? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Haha – so what did the voice respond with?
ROFL – so what was she wearing????
OMG, I am sitting here at my desk, just busted out laughing…too funny!
Lisa H. says
I laughed so hard I almost peed my pants. Snort!
Cathy Walters says
That’s hysterical! And LOVE the new banner! 🙂
Jenn from MA says
OOOHH, I love your new header! It’s fab!
Laura Reaux says
I am sitting at my desk this morning trying to stifle my giggles. I don’t want to draw attention to the fact that I’m not really working very hard… Thanks for the laughs!
Jen Donnelly says
The really funny thing would be if they had anticipated that and had an “easter egg” with a snappy comeback. And we would still love to have the text of his CKU “presentation” if you ever get around to posting it…
vicki s says
You guys are hilarious. These posts make my day.
Kelli Johnson says
;P that’s hilarious!
Nancy Bathen says
I love the HUMOR! It gave me a chuckle! thanks for the smiles today!!
Lol, too, too funny!! ;P
But I’m even more excited by your sidebar album thing-y, I’m a HUGE Tracey Thorn fan and had no idea she had a new album out!!!
( yes, I did say album, does that sound ancient? )