Warning: explicit content and early ’90s warning

Cathy ZielskeCZ Life50 Comments

Dan: "Well what about David Duchovny?"

Me: Um, no.

Dan: "Depp?"

Me: Uh-uh.

Dan: Grieco?

Me: Absolutely.

In the oft-appearing, always charming and completely fruitless discussion about potential three-way candidates. He just knows me SO well…

The only reason he brings up this discussion in the first place, is in the hopes that it will swing his way…and that would involve Tea Leoni in some capacity…among others.

In your dreams, buddy. In your dreams.

Cathy ZielskeWarning: explicit content and early ’90s warning

50 Comments on “Warning: explicit content and early ’90s warning”

  1. #1
    shelley

    you friggin crack me up CZ! outloud. by myself. so glad I work from home and no one can hear me. i wish you were a tangible friend. we’d do coffee. have a good one. and make sure Grieco is on your laminated card.

  2. #3
    caroline

    Dan would three way another man?
    How progressive. 😛
    Frankly, I would have said yes to Duchovny. Hell. I’d even let him bring his wife. 😉

  3. #8
    susan

    gotta find me some re-runs of 21jumpstreet. love that richard grieco. you just brought back some serious lust
    memories. I have to call one of my old roomates that we used to have ’21’ parties with…of course it just won’t be the same. getting old does that to a person. thanks for the good start to my morning.
    Susan

  4. #10
    Lisa

    Raucous laughter is always a good way to cure the Moday blues. Thanks! And what? No Duchovny? I could stare at that mouth all day long!

  5. #12
    amy j.

    Gotta agree on Depp. I’d be very much willing to compromise on a girl for dear ole hubby if Depp could in anyway involved!!! lol.

    Btw, your Dan sounds so much like my hubby. If he is, this conversation probably just happened while you were washing dishes or something, ha.

  6. #14
    Michele T.

    Do they have “21 Jump Street” on DVD yet? Need to watch some of those old episodes! Oh, man, Richard Grieco. I had a major crush on him. What in the world ever happened to him? Depp? Oh, yes. Duchovny? No. I must be the old one because he’s never “done” it for me.

  7. #16
    SandyW

    I wonder how many hits Richard Grieco got on Google today. Don’t you know somebody wonders about those things.

    He is supposed to be at the Dennis Quaid charity golf event this week in Austin TX. If you played your cards right you could hang in TX, have guacamole, drink margaritas and see if you and Dan could convince Richard that since he is on your card…. I am sure that moustache would help.

    Thanks for the Monday laugh!

  8. #18
    kelli

    Aren’t men funny? When I mentioned that JT and Cameron broke up, my hubby said “yes, now I have a chance”, then I punched him.

  9. #21
    Caz

    DD Pwoar …. since my hols to DC (I’m from the UK …) I’ve had a yeaning for a bit of a X-files fest … maybe when I have a weekend free! Hmm Scrapping and Spooky Mulder Fab!

  10. #22
    Helle

    OMG you make me laugh! This is too funny. I have to show my husband. Thanks for making my monday night (Central European time) so much better!

  11. #23
    Lynn

    You passed on Depp? Too funny! Hey – quick question: in your Q&A a few posts ago, you mentioned you use actions. I was just wondering, what are your favorites for b&w photos? Thanks!

  12. #26
    Krystn Hinojosa

    cathy, i think you are hilarious. my hubby and i call them celebrity exemptions. so there really would be no discussion if he came home with say — kate beckingsale. she’s on his list and if he actually sealed the deal, i couldn’t deny him.

  13. #27
    Nicole

    Grieco???? Hell no. Not since 21 Jump Street. Sheesh! Depp all the way. If not Depp, Duchovny IS good looking, but I have to say, Ewan McGregor. Holy hot.

    Tea Leoni…hmmm…she’s a bit, well…blah. I mean, isn’t Jennifer Garner or Jessica Alba on his list? He’s missin’ all the hotties! 🙂

  14. #30
    Dolly

    OMG!!! My co-workers think that I have completely lost it I’m laughing so hard. Girl I love your sense of humor.

  15. #32
    Trude

    Awesomeness…except I think we would be okay with Depp. 😀 Good hands, my friend, good hands.

    And I love the new blog header. 🙂

  16. #35
    Sarah

    just some thoughts here…
    Keith Urban (Dan gets Nicole Kidman)
    George Clooney has been mentioned – truly a classic hottie – not sure who he brings to the party though
    Brad Pitt (though not so much lately) – then there’s Angie
    About 1/2 the male side of the Lost cast…(need to stop now to wipe the drool off the keyboard)

    Dan is quite the forward-thinking kind of guy (or very very sneaky about turning the talk to a different sort of ‘configuration’).

    And truly, how much fun to read about this on a “sb” blog – not exactly the prim and proper image this all started out with (in fact, you may be thrown in sb-idol jail for mentioning such things….)

    Thanks for the giggles…

  17. #36
    Sarah

    just some thoughts here…
    Keith Urban (Dan gets Nicole Kidman)
    George Clooney has been mentioned – truly a classic hottie – not sure who he brings to the party though
    Brad Pitt (though not so much lately) – then there’s Angie
    About 1/2 the male side of the Lost cast…(need to stop now to wipe the drool off the keyboard)

    Dan is quite the forward-thinking kind of guy (or very very sneaky about turning the talk to a different sort of ‘configuration’).

    And truly, how much fun to read about this on a “sb” blog – not exactly the prim and proper image this all started out with (in fact, you may be thrown in sb-idol jail for mentioning such things….)

    Thanks for the giggles…

  18. #37
    Bonnie

    He’d have had me at Duchovney. Yum-o! I’m with whoever said it was time to go watch some X-Files. Thanks for the smile today.

  19. #38
    Wendy from PA

    To think the most exciting conversation I had today was about sexy, strappy, silver heels for a wedding I’m in NEXT June!! This is why I love you…keep doing what your doing please.

  20. #39
    Karen Ebner

    you have to get the 21 jumpstreet dvd. my girlfriend and i used to be obsessed…she got me the first season for christmas. soooo much fun to watch…. depp was always my favorite…. definatley would NOT kick him out of my bed, and my husband knows it

  21. #40
    shelley

    and just for this post… DIY reminded us how sweet and innocent Cathy can be… saw you and your fam on DIY tonight… I am assuming a VERY long time ago! my husband asked if he needed to leave the room after I squeeled and said.. “LOOK!!! It’s CZ on DIY!!!!!”

  22. #43
    anne

    Tea Leoni is on my husband’s list too! LOL Johnny… oh my, i wouldn’t mind to sit & share a glass of pastis with him one of the summer days in the south of france. but then, my daughter would rather keep the undivided attention from ‘the captain!’ lol

  23. #44
    Ann

    Glad to hear that my husband is not the only guy with a thing for Tea Leoni. What is it about her?
    The only problem with Johnny Depp is my kids (ages 11, 16, 23) all swoon for him too.

  24. #45
    Shirl

    You have no clue what a smile you just put on my face! Oh. My. Gravy. Richard Grieco covered every inch of my high school locker. I STILL have the scrapbook I made with all the articles, pin ups, and pics cut out from Bop, Teen Beat, et al. Damn thing’s falling apart, but do ya think I’ll ever junk it? Hell no! I even still have the old VHS’s that I taped “Jump St” and “Booker” on (ok, what’s your favorite “Booker” episode? Mine’s when he’s gotta find the little girl’s dad who was a repo man…). Oh, my gravy. I was gonna marry Richard Grieco, my friend Karen was gonna marry Billy Idol, and we were gonna have a double wedding. Dem’s the 80’s for ya. (Now I’m gonna marry Fergal Lawler from the cranberries. Yes, I know he’s already married. It’s just an oversight.)Thanks for the laugh! I needed that today 🙂

  25. #47
    Kathy

    Had to do a double take with the Grieco thing…. Went to college with the guy at Central Connecticut State, even lived in the same co-ed dorm. He was on scholarship for football before getting “discovered” by a modeling agency from New York. After that, he was one great big ego! Good looking, yes, other than that, you could have him… Cathy, think you’re better off with hubby Dan!

    Kathy

  26. #48
    Lanne

    We just signed up to a trial thing to have DVDs sent to you. Having gotten cable TV in the same week (aussies have 4 channels unless you pay) I just dont know that I need more TV in my world.. until I saw the 21 Jump St Packs. oh yeah. I was hoping to reach the grieco era.. but it turns out they send them to you once disc at a time.. I am about 6 off grieco. *sigh*.

    and I must be something in the water because I recently got into trouble for mentioning to a friend that I think Depp is a lil greasy looking, almost certainly smells (at least of cigarettes) and clearly does not shower/shave regularly.. but heck. I could be dirty for a few hours. haha

  27. #50
    Bre

    Cathy,
    I feel your pain/ammusement :o) My significant other has made begging for a three way into an art form ( although we have both talked about it and he laughed saying jesus, in REAL life, Are YOU KIDDING me! lmao)As far as poential canidates the usual suspects were listed, all which I said no to.. then he goes and throws Kevin Smith( clerks) in there. Damn the man knows me too well :)I think he only mentioned it cause smith has a hot wife lol.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *