So I'm cleaning up the kitchen last night, doing an extra special good job, because I'm hosting a Pampered Chef party tonight (I know, my coolness is SUCH a distraction at times), and I'm explaining to Dan that I'll pick up a pizza for him and the kids from Papa Murphy's, but that later, during the party, he'll want to come downstairs to taste the dish the demonstrator is making, because, "It's reallyl yummy…it's this anti pasta pizza thing."
To which he replies: "But I'm FOR pasta."
And I've never heard that one before, and think it's the funniest thing ever. He says it's one of the oldest ones out there. And I say, "Well, it's new to me.
To which he acknowledges, adding "My timing was impeccable."
Your husband is funny!
Have a good PC party. I had one a few weeks ago. Got lots of good free stuff. Get a mix & chop! Love the huge stainless steel mixing bowl to go with the set and the forged steel knives are awesome. 29-minutes to dinner cookbook is great too.
Also, congratulations on the 15-pound weight loss. You look great! And you look like you feel great! I’m impressed with your ability to stay on program and stick to the treadmill routine. So happy for you!
And inspired by you. Got out my old program materials and getting on the treadmill to run. This baby weight needs to go away!
New to me too! Of course, I don’t get out much… Gotta love a husband with a sense of humor & the ability to remember a punch line:) Thanks for sharing!
I never even attend those parties because I’m always sure I’ll get suckered into hosting. I know a lot of people are into that sort of thing but I’m extremely disorganized and under-prepared for just about everything life throws at me; I’d rather not have an audience. 😉
Nice one Dan!!
Now I’m hungry!
so if you ever wondered where Cole get’s his sense of humor and timing…..there you go!
Quote: “(I know, my coolness is SUCH a distraction at times)”
GOD I love you. Um, but not in a creepy way. Swear. kthxbai!
ooooh…..how I wish I could be your Pampered Chef consultant. I so want to meet you. We missed you at CKU in Orlando a few days ago.
WENDY MYERS says
ohoh I just had one, Love pampered chef.
Make sure she tells you about the rice cooker cake, it’s delicious!! and quick 8 minutes in the microwave!!
Instant chocolate gratification!!
I never heard that one either. Have fun with Pampered Chef.
new to me too…maybe it hasn’t made it’s rounds in the cool crowd yet. 🙂
Question. Is your husband looking for a second wife? Cause I’m availible.
That’s a FANTASTIC line! New to me too! Sounds like something my hubby would say! Have a GREAT party!
melissa deakin says
It’s new to me as well and i LOVE it!
Enjoy your party!
never heard it before either. bwa!!
and if you ever wondered where Cole gets his timing from, wonder no more!
Jen Higgins says
Impeccable indeed! I’ve never hear that one before either.
Maybe it’s just a Minnesota thing.
The rest of us think he is a comic genius.
Christine Campbell says
LOL, Dan is SO your lobster. 🙂
I’ve never heard that one either so don’t feel bad.
YOu’ll have to get the recipe book from them that has the cool veggie pizza in it, it’s got some amazing recipes in it. Actually all of their recipe books are awesome!!
Christine Villacarlos says
LOL! Dan is just so adorable! Gotta love that!
Have fun at your party!
GREAT Dan-ism. That one, he’s funny.
I -so- wish I was your Pampered Chef consultant! I’m positively GREEN!
Enjoy your cooking show. Hope you get lots of free stuff!
Heather Sinkler says
Off topic, but thanks for reminding me how much I love Hedwig!
That was a new one on me!!! And I am Italian! LOL I hope your party goes super!
LOL! That is just like us! My husband is always pointing out how good his timing is. (And it is)
Funny and a spunk too (you so knew he was the KiwiScraps heartthrob last year, right????)
I love Pampered Chef products. Let us know how the recipe tasted … sounds yummy.
I read this to my husband last night, who has a very similar sense of humor as your husband. Needless to say, he thought the joke was “brilliant”. 🙂
Well…kudos to a funny husband with great comedic timing!
Wendy in ND says
Can I add to your order? Hee hee!
erin yamabe says
LOL! it’s a first for me too, guess i’ve been missing out! LOL thanks for the laugh:)
get a quick stip picture, i love that thing! i also love their spoon spatula thing, and their batter bowls.
oops i meant quick stir…
Haha.. Your husband is so funny..