Someone should stop me. Possibly? Maybe not. I should be working. I have to pack, too. (Headed to California in the am.) Until then, enjoy my… indulgences.
Cathy you are too funny! I love how you don’t take yourself too seriously. The mock interviews on scrapping are really ingenious.
Thanks for the laugh!
SO ORIGINAL!
This is a gift! Everyday I get something new from you, and I mean it, really new! You’re the best, and thanxs 4 the idea of scrapporn.
You made me remember seen someone’s scrappage online sometime ago, with almost the same untouchable theme, (personal fisical atributes), if you know what I mean… It was a great page! No offensive at all, and a very good approach to the subjet.
So, thank you Cathy for being an ORIGINAL girl, always!
You are killing me, Cathy. LOVING these video blog entries. Its almost like a scrapping version of ‘behind the music’. You should interview Dan – that would be funny.
SCRAP PORN??!!! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
If I weren’t so hormone impaired, I’d design a new line of mini-books and nasty little embelishments!
My gawd Z., this was feakin’ hysterical!
I agree…from being around people that take it maybe a little too seriously…that is hilarious! Scrap Porn!!! I LOVE IT!!! But you’re right…some things just don’t belong in the album on the coffee table. 😉 There are some things our ancestors just DON’T want to know about us! hehehe
Cathy~
I follow your blog because your writing often makes me laugh…but, girl, you are even more hilarious in ‘virtual’ life!
Thanks…I am going to have to show this clip to my husband to show him that I am not the only woman in which scrapping has overtaken every aspect of her life! 🙂
That is one place my scrapbooking mind has never gone, but you remind me not to cross that line. You should start your own clip on SNL, then they might be good again.
Cathy, so are so freakin HILARIOUS!! My 4 year old just ran into my office to see what I was laughing about. How do you explain “scrap porn” to a 4 year old?
I absolutely adore your blog, so real, honest and incredibly funny. Thank you for making me laugh! And keep those clips comin’…scrap porn, love it HA!HA!
Keep ’em coming!! Am loving it! Laughing my a** off – had to keep the volume down my boys are watching Harry Potter!! Jane Sydney Scrapporn capital of the world! LOL
Scrap porn. I’ll say it again. You are so Spinal Tap in these (minus the accent… maybe you could try that next time?)… and you KNOW that’s the highest compliment I can lay on ya. Hello Cleveland!
And have fun in CA! I’ll let you know if I start my BOOK! Eeek!
LOL This made my day! I will scrap/live by that mantra “dream it, scrap it, live it”. And I won’t be the one to stop you from making the vblogs. They’re too good to stop. Hope you have a nice time in CA!
You are crackin my up! I can totally relate…what was even funnier (like that is even a word)..is that i have thought that same thought before while making cinnamon toast…it is in our blood…OMG! I dont know that i can make it an hour without thinking or speaking something about scrapbooking or papercrafting…I AM CRAZY about it! THanks for the giggles!
You crack me up and every time I read your blog I think about that moment in the movie “Knocked Up” when he is asking her if she knows Vince Vaughn and then he says, “I think Vince Vaughn would like to hang out with me. You know how some people say, I would like to hang out with Vince Vaughn? or I’d like to hang out with that guy…well, I think that Vince Vaughn would like to hang out with me.”
You are my Vince Vaughn, Cathy. You are my Vince Vaughn. 🙂
Girl pleeeeeeze! Worried about someone objecting over “scrap porn”, thinking it’s inappropriate? No way!!! It’s YOUR blog. If they don’t want to hear about it, they don’t need to visit your blog. Simple. LOLOLOL. Thanks for the laugh.
Cathy are you really and truly sure you’re not a Brit with an extremely authentic American accent? I have never met an American (and I know we haven’t met just feels like that sometimes) who does irony, sarcasm and flippancy. I probably sound like a patronising cow-bag but I say it because I just love those vids!
This is my kind of humor! You are even funnier live than in black and white. You may have something there – scrapporn – I might be able to talk my husband into that hobby! Thanks for the laugh.
These video documentaries are flippin fantastic. It’s a whole new level of getting into the brain of cz!! You are amazing…love visiting your blog…you are an inspiration and always make me think! And scrapbook porn…freaking hysterical!
Hi Cathy,
I hope it is okay to post here. I bought your latest book, “The Sequel”, last week and just finished it tonight. YOU ROCK!!!!
There is something in every chapter that I will use. I have to tell you, I have sticky tabs all over your book. I just wanted to say thank you for writing this.
I have a question for you. On page 35 of your Sequel of Clean and Simple, you challenge us to do a page with five random facts about ourself and then e-mail it to you. The only info in the back of the book was your blog. Where am I going to find the e-mail address? This is a challenge I would like to do. I have never done any scrapbooking about myself. But, after reading your book, I see where I really should so that my kids will know more about me when they are older and have this to look back on. And, your challenge to send it on to you, I think, will motivate me.
So, this is my project to work on after Thanksgiving.
Vicki says
You make me laugh!! Thanks for the pick me up!
betsy says
Cathy you are too funny! I love how you don’t take yourself too seriously. The mock interviews on scrapping are really ingenious.
Thanks for the laugh!
star says
YOU CRACK ME UP!!!!!!!
Tracy says
Scrap porn! You are too funny, Cathy! Thanks for the entertainment! Rock on! Tracy
Leslie says
Hysterical!!! Love it! Won’t talk about the part that was the best…not looking to go there. lol
Leslie
Lisa D says
😉 good one!
Jennifer says
“Scrapbook porn”…that is awesome. I’m laughing so hard right now…
Suzelle Kasaian says
FREAKIN’ hilarious !!!!!!! Scrap-porn…hahahaha !!!!!!
Christy says
You are like a female Woody Allen. And I mean that as a compliment!
Denise says
LOVE the clips! Seriously could watch a documentary of these 🙂 You make me laugh – thanks for the smile today Cathy!
Amy Z says
Cathy
you are TOO freakin funny. LOVE YOU!
juli says
Let’s see.. there was Best in Show, A Mighty Wind, For Your Consideration. I see the next mockumentary: Scrappin’ Porn.
You’re going to be a star!
Lisa Cohen says
You totally make me laugh my tushie off! This was perfect for today!!!
Heidi says
You are cracking me up! Too funny. I love it!
Susanne says
OMG! Scrap porn! I laughed so hard I almost dropped the baby!
suetreiber says
dream it
scrap it
live it
wise words from the creator of scrapporn!
you are tutu funny 🙂
Mona says
I think you should copyright the term “Scrap Porn”! You are cracking me up!!!
stefanie says
Ok, that one had me wetting my pants. Scrap porn. 🙂
Traci says
Okay that made my day. My eyes are so watery from laughing that I can’t see what I’m typing!!
Lynda says
you make me giggle:)
Meg says
Cathy…quit your day job! Watch out world! You seriously could make a living acting. 🙂
Linda says
I look forward to your blog everyday. You’re killing me now with your video blog! Keep it up.
Lora says
too funny. made my day with that one. Scrap Porn!!! To much ha ha ha
Sara says
Love it… too funny!!
Sara says
Love it… too funny!!
Carrie says
You are too freaking funny. 🙂
Tracie says
You crack me up! Totally looks like a professional clip you’d see on TV!
Lisa says
I needed to laugh like that…doubled over in laughter! You’re just so darned funny! Thank you!
Beatriz says
SO ORIGINAL!
This is a gift! Everyday I get something new from you, and I mean it, really new! You’re the best, and thanxs 4 the idea of scrapporn.
You made me remember seen someone’s scrappage online sometime ago, with almost the same untouchable theme, (personal fisical atributes), if you know what I mean… It was a great page! No offensive at all, and a very good approach to the subjet.
So, thank you Cathy for being an ORIGINAL girl, always!
karen says
3 words… saturday night live
Michelle says
HAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAchokingHAHAHAHHAAahahahahaa
scrapporn! LOVE IT! and it’s so NOT inappropriate 🙂
Joanne says
simple scrapbook porn! What an imagine – love the videos…please keep ’em coming.
Melissa says
you never fail to make me giggle!!! Thanks!!!
Stephanie says
ROTFLMAO! Seriously! Thanks I needed that!
Diane M. says
You totally crack me up! Thank you for the giggle, I so needed that today! Can’t wait for the complete CZ documentary.
Brek Noice says
You are killing me, Cathy. LOVING these video blog entries. Its almost like a scrapping version of ‘behind the music’. You should interview Dan – that would be funny.
Brek
Jill says
You so make me laugh. Thank you CZ!
Nicole says
that totally cracked me up 🙂
Shelly in the NW says
i felt like i was watching one of those movies ala ‘spinal tap’ or ‘a mighty wind’ …thanks for making me laugh today…
good luck with the scrap porn…you may be ‘on’ to something (pun intended…)
Stephanie T. says
SCRAP PORN??!!! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
If I weren’t so hormone impaired, I’d design a new line of mini-books and nasty little embelishments!
My gawd Z., this was feakin’ hysterical!
Sharon says
I’m stressing over my son’s college applications and have to say that I needed a good laugh! Thanks!!!
Rhonda says
I can see a mini album right now. The many positions of Cathy and Dan. rofl!
Stacie says
Genius……absolute GENIUS !!!
jennifer says
Very funny!!!! I can’t tell if you’re serious or not!
Stefanie says
I agree…from being around people that take it maybe a little too seriously…that is hilarious! Scrap Porn!!! I LOVE IT!!! But you’re right…some things just don’t belong in the album on the coffee table. 😉 There are some things our ancestors just DON’T want to know about us! hehehe
Tina says
Rolling, abso-frickin’-lutely ROLLING on the floor right now. LOVE IT!!
Carole says
LOVE IT,
Love your humour :))
Sara M says
Seriously, you are too funny!
Thanks for the laugh today. I needed it.
Sara M
sinead says
The scrap-porn part cracked me up! You’re too funny!
Kirsten says
I don’t know…I’m thinking you could make some big bucks…scrap porn….bahhh!
Sue says
You crack me up. Scrap Porn!
Love it!
Hey – maybe that would get the guys more interested in this great hobby!
Wait – nevermind
Jill says
Cathy~
I follow your blog because your writing often makes me laugh…but, girl, you are even more hilarious in ‘virtual’ life!
Thanks…I am going to have to show this clip to my husband to show him that I am not the only woman in which scrapping has overtaken every aspect of her life! 🙂
emily ruth says
oh my gosh…you are it lady…just the best..love how you are looking off at the ‘interviewer’…
Gill says
What a pisser!!, that was hilarious.
Michelle B says
love the blog. thought I would share this link with you http://automobiles.honda.com/mile-makers/owner-stories.aspx
my hubby and I are proud owners of two hondas (civic and crv) that are nearing the 100,000 mark.
🙂
Irma says
Wow, you listen to Ben Harper AND you’re freaking funny too???? You are so my hero!
Sandi D says
Scrap porn! The title for a new book.
rach says
dream it-scrap it-live it!
my new life slogan!!!
you are the best. i love the video clips!!
rach
Sarah says
Cathy, when are you going to pitch this to Christopher Guest?!!? The possibilities are endless!
Michelle says
LOL! SO very funny. Thanks for the laugh.
Michelle says
ROFL!!!! no stoppin’ ya from this corner of the world! you are too, too funny!
Karen says
That is one place my scrapbooking mind has never gone, but you remind me not to cross that line. You should start your own clip on SNL, then they might be good again.
Cindi says
Cathy, so are so freakin HILARIOUS!! My 4 year old just ran into my office to see what I was laughing about. How do you explain “scrap porn” to a 4 year old?
Nicole says
i love you’re blog! its the only one that makes me laugh out loud. thanks for that. 🙂
Melissa says
scrap porn…that is just too funny…
Tasha says
I absolutely adore your blog, so real, honest and incredibly funny. Thank you for making me laugh! And keep those clips comin’…scrap porn, love it HA!HA!
Virginia says
Oh my gosh. You are killing me with these. Please please don’t stop. 🙂 Scrap porn. LOVE it.
melissa says
Seriously- you are so funny! I love it!
Can’t wait for part III!
Melissa
Stefanie says
You crack me up!!
Jeanine says
I just love your personality, you made me laugh so hard. Scrap Porn, my new venture!!!!
Kelly says
Your Too Funny…Love it!
stephanie P. says
Holy Crap… you are one funny chick!!! If you could post a little snipit everyday… my life would totally be complete!!
britney says
omy gosh don’t stop! cinnamon sugar? HAHA you’re HILARIOUS.
Stephanie Webb says
I am going to pee my pants. From laughing.
Janet says
OK, I just spewed my caramel latte here… 🙂
Ali says
You are too funny. Thanks for the laugh!
rubberbandgirl says
Endlessly hilarious!
Jane Logan says
Keep ’em coming!! Am loving it! Laughing my a** off – had to keep the volume down my boys are watching Harry Potter!! Jane Sydney Scrapporn capital of the world! LOL
MizzBizzi says
LOL
Christine Villacarlos says
haha, Cathy! lovin’ your video blogs! love that one about embossing powder and the fact that you don’t even emboss, hahaha!! nice one!
Sharon Faulk says
You KNOW you want to scrap about it! Be honest!! lmao
Kari says
Oh no! Why can’t I see this? I just get a big empty white space…
Drats! Looks like I’m missing a good laugh.
Merideth says
scrapporn! too lazy to read them all, but has anybody suggested the title ‘the cathysutra’ yet?
Kim says
wow you crack me up! thanks for the laugh this morning.
looking forward to more of your video blogging!
kim
Susan says
You totally made me chuckle! too funny
jenwcom says
great. now i have an image. actually, it’s kinda nice.
Lourdes says
Absolutely love it. And yeah, do you have an image. 🙂
Krista says
Scrap porn. I’ll say it again. You are so Spinal Tap in these (minus the accent… maybe you could try that next time?)… and you KNOW that’s the highest compliment I can lay on ya. Hello Cleveland!
And have fun in CA! I’ll let you know if I start my BOOK! Eeek!
kelly says
Thank goodness I was not drinking anything….I would have snorted and spit out liquid all over my desk. Scrap porn…..hahahaha.
Thanks for sharing the humor!
O says
LOL This made my day! I will scrap/live by that mantra “dream it, scrap it, live it”. And I won’t be the one to stop you from making the vblogs. They’re too good to stop. Hope you have a nice time in CA!
Juls says
You are crackin my up! I can totally relate…what was even funnier (like that is even a word)..is that i have thought that same thought before while making cinnamon toast…it is in our blood…OMG! I dont know that i can make it an hour without thinking or speaking something about scrapbooking or papercrafting…I AM CRAZY about it! THanks for the giggles!
scrappinkay says
OMG, you are cracking me up girl. I’m sure your husband will be happy that you are at least “thinking” about “that”, LOL and not scrappin it, LOL.
I’ll be watching for your new book “Clean & Simple” the Porn Verion.
Julie says
Cathy, I. love. you.
You crack me up and every time I read your blog I think about that moment in the movie “Knocked Up” when he is asking her if she knows Vince Vaughn and then he says, “I think Vince Vaughn would like to hang out with me. You know how some people say, I would like to hang out with Vince Vaughn? or I’d like to hang out with that guy…well, I think that Vince Vaughn would like to hang out with me.”
You are my Vince Vaughn, Cathy. You are my Vince Vaughn. 🙂
Diane R. says
Your sense of humor never fails to crack me up. Please keep the video blogs coming!!
p.s. I saw Dan speak at CKU. Maybe you could convince him to be a special guest, since he was funny as HELL too.
Tessa Ann Watte says
Fan-freakin-tastic. This is my first time to your blog and you are SO dang funny!
Off to watch more clips.
Enjoy your weekend 🙂
Tessa Ann
Evelyn says
Girl pleeeeeeze! Worried about someone objecting over “scrap porn”, thinking it’s inappropriate? No way!!! It’s YOUR blog. If they don’t want to hear about it, they don’t need to visit your blog. Simple. LOLOLOL. Thanks for the laugh.
katie Scott says
Hey Cathy – Love the videos! PLUS you are so funny in that not trying to be funny kinda way!
Em says
Cathy are you really and truly sure you’re not a Brit with an extremely authentic American accent? I have never met an American (and I know we haven’t met just feels like that sometimes) who does irony, sarcasm and flippancy. I probably sound like a patronising cow-bag but I say it because I just love those vids!
melly says
you seriously make me laugh. You crazy. I love me some crazy.
Maegan says
Cathy you are just too funny! LOL!
Penny says
Wonderfully freaking hysterical. It’s funny how you use food in the analogies (twice). I’m with you.
Mechiel says
You crack my ass up.
Carolyn says
These video’s made me come out of lurkville. I just had to post on your blog, and say Love It & Crack Me Up! Hope to see more of these on here.
Cherie says
Oh my gosh – “Eat it, Scrap it, Live it!!” Ha Ha I knew what was coming before you said it and it made me laugh out loud!! Funny!
Margie says
This is my kind of humor! You are even funnier live than in black and white. You may have something there – scrapporn – I might be able to talk my husband into that hobby! Thanks for the laugh.
leeanne says
You make me laugh so…………..much.
Thank you.
Cheers
Leeanne
Australia
Karen Huntoon says
OK, you are just too friggin funny!!!!
Becky says
You and I sound totally alike! I have had that same conversation with my soulmate…too funny! You rock!
kerianne says
These video documentaries are flippin fantastic. It’s a whole new level of getting into the brain of cz!! You are amazing…love visiting your blog…you are an inspiration and always make me think! And scrapbook porn…freaking hysterical!
Tina says
Hi Cathy,
I hope it is okay to post here. I bought your latest book, “The Sequel”, last week and just finished it tonight. YOU ROCK!!!!
There is something in every chapter that I will use. I have to tell you, I have sticky tabs all over your book. I just wanted to say thank you for writing this.
Tina
(Bothell)
Tina says
I have a question for you. On page 35 of your Sequel of Clean and Simple, you challenge us to do a page with five random facts about ourself and then e-mail it to you. The only info in the back of the book was your blog. Where am I going to find the e-mail address? This is a challenge I would like to do. I have never done any scrapbooking about myself. But, after reading your book, I see where I really should so that my kids will know more about me when they are older and have this to look back on. And, your challenge to send it on to you, I think, will motivate me.
So, this is my project to work on after Thanksgiving.
Thanks again,
Tina
TracieClaiborne says
You are a riot!
I laughed so hard over the first one that I thought I was gonna bust something.
It’s good to hear your voice!
Kelli Johnson says
oh thanks…as I’m on my way to church I just love you…I love it I love it I love it 🙂 What’s wrong with scrappin’ that? LOL
A says
LOL, CLASSIC CATHY FUN 😉 I LOVE IT.
Bobbi-Jo says
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Lisa says
You have truly found your calling !
Tania says
Truly Inspirational…. No,really everytime I have dropped in you have enlightened my day. T
reyanna says
That was so funny that my dogs laughed too. 🙂 Tee hee.
Corinna Lyons-Revello says
I love you CZ, not in a scrap porn way, just in a scrap celebrity stalking kinda way!
Corinna
http://www.myscrapbooklife.com
jill s says
love you. seriously you crack me up.
RScrapIT says
Guess what I’m going to paint on my wall just above my scrap table in giant letters? Yep…that’s right: dream it, scrap it, live it – cathy zielske
céline says
Sooo Cool!
I just love your way to blog… so ceatively..( is this a word..)
I’m french and if you ever “live” your dream to go to France, i’ll be glad to give you a tour…
So much more than yoplait (even if I get your point)
So let me know and i bet that there will be more than 1 scrapbook to fill!
A bientôt! See you soon!
Mimi says
Oh Cathy,
you crack me up you are so funny…
just what i needed this morning…
xxxx
Mimi
purplejamie says
God Cathy you make me laugh.
jenn shurkus says
youre freakin hilarious cathy 🙂
Stacey W says
Oh no you didn’t just coin the phrase – scrap-porn. HA!