Tu es folle!!! You are insane!! I’m laughing so much my offspring boy child here is wondering why I’m laughing. He’s seen your books around so he knows you are IT!!! Très drôle!
I am in total belly laugh mode here! I truly needed to see this. I truly hope this is only part one of the indoctrination videos…I’d love to see what comes next!!LMAO
OMG that is so funny – I have just spat my tea all over my screen ( that fizzing sound my screen is making is normal – right ??) Thank you for giving mye the best giggle fit I have had in a long time !
O! M! G! I’ve just had to run to the bathroom for fear of peeing my pants!!! I’m back, and that was hilarious — I especially love the manical laughter! So Cruise of you…
And yours makes a ton more sense than his LOL. It makes my teenage years seem such a waste – idolising Michael Jackson and Tom Cruise! Hey, we didn’t know how freaky they were back then!
Oh. My. God. Too much, much too much. This was, by far, the funniest thing I’ve seen in a LONG time! Although, I know that you meant it in all seriousness. I get that. Seriously.
This is too funny! You are killing me!!!! I watched all that junk about TC and had to laugh then…NOW? I AM DYING! THIS IS TOO MUCH!!! THanks for sharing!!!!
OMFG!! You are just so freakin funny!!! I watched Tom’s video and thought it was just so vague… and a scrapbooking accident about to happen- too funny! {insert vague evil fake laugh here}.
I am making loud laughing noises here in VA while we hope for snow so the kids won’t have school tomorrow. My kids keep asking me what is so funny. At age 10 and 7, I think I will pass on the explanation and just keep laughing. I literally watched the implied video moments before checking your blog! Funny how that works! Have a fantastic day and thanks for the fun!!
I am making loud laughing noises here in VA while we hope for snow so the kids won’t have school tomorrow. My kids keep asking me what is so funny. At age 10 and 7, I think I will pass on the explanation and just keep laughing. I literally watched the implied video moments before checking your blog! Funny how that works! Have a fantastic day and thanks for the fun!!
I have never commented but OH MY GOSH I feel the need tonight!! I love your sense of humor! You are a very funny person Cathy and you make me smile and laugh often. Thank you!!
I have just recently discovered your videos. I have been reading your blog for awhile, but didn’t click on the videos. (I don’t know why.) So I had the pleasure of watching several last night. You are a great creative mind! I love it!
As ALWAYS….YOU ROCK CATHY!!! I was seriously LAUGHING so loud especially when you were laughing (for no apparent reason like Tommy was in that video). And to think I used to have a HUGE crush on him in Top Gun days…what happened? I had no idea what he was even saying on his video.
Awesome. And thanks a lot for sucking me in to a long and strange journey through the tenets of Scientology. Here is my favorite quote I found: “There is no such thing as a mental illness. There is no bacteria which produces psychosis…Well, if you knew what he was fighting you wouldn’t feel so sorry for him. He’s back there on the track a few trillion years fighting the Ugbugs. He’s solving a present time problem which hasn’t in actual fact existed for the last many trillenia in most cases, and yet he is taking the actions in present time which solve that problem with the Ugbugs.” Well that clears it up.
My husband just called down from upstairs to see why I was laughing so hard. I loved loved loved this! So funny. I used to love Tom in the old days, but man what a weirdo!
Sharon
I feel much better about having sat through Tom Cruise’s BSC (Bat-s#@t-crazy) video now that I have seen yours…how else would I have been able to appreciate your genius? Thanks for the laugh!
I feel much better about having sat through Tom Cruise’s BSC (Bat-s#@t-crazy) video now that I have seen yours…how else would I have been able to appreciate your genius? Thanks for the laugh!
We have a duty to help each other scrapbook. If you are not unequivocally committed then get out of the way. You are either in, or you’re out. I know a zealous archivist when I see one. I can see it in their eyes..
(sigh) Dear Tom. Does he ever burn out? We scary perfectionist got to pace ourselves for the long hall.
ok, Cathy. A. How did you do this with a straight face and 2. That was the funniest thing EVER!! Absolutely amazing. Or, would that be Ama Zing, your darling daughter! 😀
I watched your video before seeing the Tom Cruise film and therefore completely did not get the clue, but boy did I laugh!!
And than I laughed even louder the second time, after I watched Tom Cruise.
Can someone tell me by the way what help he’s going to give and what ‘it’ is? All the rambling about helping. Maybe he thinks his nice eyes will do the trick of solving all hunger, war and other crap stuff in the world.
Yesterday, I followed your link to the Cruise clip, watched five minutes of it, and thought, gee, that’s five minutes of my life I’ll never get back. This morning, I watched YOUR clip, and guess what?
You gave me that five minutes back! I’m so glad I watched Cruise ’cause your clip redeemed it with high-larious laughter.
No one has ever done this for me before-given me back lost time. Thanks for an amazing gift! You ROCK!
OMG trying to wipe the coffee I just spewed off my wireless keyboard! You just may be the new secret weapon we need to convert everyone to scrapbooking! YES!!!! I agree the couch jumping scene would be awesome!
No, YOU’RE the ONLY ONE! You rock! The cackles were killing me. I need to have this on my IPOD for anytime someone asks me about “scrapbooking.” Love the background music too – haha. Have an awesome weekend and keep posting!
Cathy, that was one of the funniest things I’ve seen EVER. I love your sense of humor . . . and I have an odd desire to read your book again right now.
So I looked at your video BEFORE Tom’s and laughed. Then I followed the link to Tom’s crazy video, watched it and came back to yours and laughed even HARDER! You are just too funny…
I am totally LMAO!!!!!! I saw the clip of Tom again this morning and then I come in to see this. You have the laugh down pat perfect! I’m staying tuned for more…..
omg… I almost shot coffee out my nose at the screen. That truly was one of your most humorous posts! I just got over being scared of how crazy he is… and there you are with the scrapbooking truthss… .. Truth to be told, your philosophy sounds much better!! 🙂
Cathy,I have to delurk here, wipe the tears out of my eyes and thank you for the best laugh out loud laugh I have had in,like,
f o r e v e r. You made my day!
Sara
oops, i think i just peed my pants – HA! cathy, this is superbly GENIUS, i almost spit my cereal out too! i KNOW, i can’t control my fluids – old age fast approaching. LOVE THIS!!! and shame on you for not calling me on your denver layover – sigh! hugs, rach
OMG…LOLOL How can I become as enlightened as you? Is there a specific group I can turn to to gain this higher level of thinking? LOL You have such a briliant wit, CZ–thanks for sharing it! The TC video from yesterday was like driving by an accident in that you can’t help but look even as horrific as it may be. Thanks for the laughs & have a great day!
Oh my God! I haven’t laughed this hard in a while. I knew you were fun and funny… I didn’t know you were a complete crazy nut! Love ya more than ever, Cathy!
You are crazy, but you are an imposter. You are not REALLY a SCRAPBOOKER because you did not once mention “caught up.” Any true scrapbooker, fully indoctrinated into the faith would have been all over “caught up.” Nice try, Cruisin’ Cathy.
OMG – it’s a good thing I went to the bathroom before I watched that clip – about 3 seconds in, I thought . . . “she reminds me of someone . . .” Hilarious – thanks for taking the time to make it. Tom makes me laugh in a scary way. You make me laugh in an up-from-my-toes good kind of laugh. You’ve missed your calling, I think.
Could you please say “put down all drinks, do not take any sips of anything before you start this video.” About lost my Monster energy drink to the keyboard. Cathy, you rock!
OMG!!!! That was great!! My kids think I’m crazy because I’m laughing so hard!! I actually watched the whole T. Cruise video and it is sooooooo scary!!! Yours on the other hand was fabulous!! Thanks for the laugh today! I needed one right about now.
Great job!!
Oh my God. Oh. My. God. Please tell me this doesn’t mean you are going to marry Katie Holmes and have L. Ron Hubbard’s love child??? Because if that were the case, I might have to take the CH tote bag back. I’m just sayin’… You are too funny, sistah. xoxo
What a scream! I didn’t see Tom’s until after I saw yours. You totally nailed him – right down to the laughs. But, you need to work on your crazy eyes – he had you beat there. Maybe it takes true lunacy to make that work, though. You rock, CZ
You know, I’ve been searching for the answer to this crazy world and after finding your video blog, I look no further!!
Amen, Sista!…….
Bawhawaaaahhhhhhaaaaabababaaaaahhhhhaaa!
Oh wow, I haven’t really laughed like that in a while. Thanks!
CZ, You RAWK!!!
That was too f’ing funny for words… And to think, people laughed at me for calling scrapbooking a “cult.” Now if we could only get a tax-exempt status like the other religions, we’d be all set!
Cathy,
You are the bomb! Even my husband was in stitches watching your video. I was laughing so hard, my 14 year old son was concerned I would hyperventilate. Thank you for making us laugh!
Girlfriend, that was the funniest thing I’ve seen in a *long* time. I started laughing before I even hit play, and now the tears are rolling. Even VIC is laughing (and you know what a funnybones he is, eh?). LOL!
Cathy – you are the best! I needed a big belly laugh today!! I was laughing out loud – very loud. Good thing my son is playing Lego Star Wars on his DS right now otherwise he would be questioning my crazy laughing at the computer!! Thanks again!
you.are.the.best.
my favorite part? the sound effects. you nailed that, and everything else too for that matter.
tom cruise crazy. cathy zielske funny.
and that, is that!
OMG, you should audition for a “guest spot” at one of “Molly’s” scraps!!! http://www.mockutv.com/
You would be a perfect “muse” for Molly on her quest to scrapping perfection.
ok…I am sufficiently creeped out. Email me privately and I’ll get you in touch with a top notch de-programmer…Oh crap.. Did I say that? I meant ther..a..pist….
perhaps we could round-up a few non-scrapbookers and stage an intervention…
Ummmm, we are in the mountains with my parents and my grandmother is in the room next to us…it’s 1am, I am watching this, Jer is snoring next to me, and I am laughing SOOOO hard I am out of breath and I am sure everyone is wondering what we are doing in here…if they only knew. You crack me up.
O.K. True to form I have to do things ass backwards… I watched you and was like.. Huh??? CZ is off her nut… then I went and watched TC and was laughing at him because he nailed you so well.
Thanks for the laugh…. Maybe next time I will acctually get it in the right order.
Geesh
Fantastic!! You are truly funny. Got the man spot on. I´m so glad I bothered to watch the other video, so I could truly appreciate this. That crazy laugh! Thank you!!
If counterclockwise – you’re using the logical part of your brain ; if clockwise – the creative side — I swear she can be going one direction and I glance away and look back and she’s spinning opposite!! Just proof that my brain has totally flipped! A friend and her husband looked at her at the same time and saw her in two different directions. I’m now obsessed with her – and so far — this morning — she’s been clockwise 10 out of 15 times….what do you think?
how many times did you have to watch the “other” video to capture the essence of all that is Tom Cruise??? Just Once? You’re dead on! Or maybe he’s been watching you. Best entertainment for my dollar today! Thanks!
Hi Cathy, you are the ray of light in my dark (PMS induced) day. Speaking of PMS,
I thought you might enjoy this:
THE HORMONE HOSTAGE
The hormone hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth & he takes his life into his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver’s license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker, or significant other!
Dangerous: What’s for dinner?
Safer: Can I help you with dinner?
Safest: Where would you like to go for dinner?
Ultra safe: Here, have some wine.
Dangerous: Are you wearing that?
Safer: Wow, you sure look good in brown!
Safest: Wow! Look at you!
Ultra safe: Here, have some wine.
Dangerous: What are you so worked up about?
Safer: Could we be overreacting?
Safest: Here’s my paycheck.
Ultra safe: Here, have some wine.
Dangerous: Should you be eating that?
Safer: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
Safest: Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?
Ultra safe: Here, have some wine.
Dangerous: What did you do all day?
Safer: I hope you didn’t over-do it today.
Safest: I’ve always loved you in that robe!
Ultra safe: Here, have some more wine.
13 THINGS PMS STANDS FOR:
1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Swing
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make Me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweats
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Poor Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff
13. Potential Murder Suspect
Thanks for the laugh this morning. Hubby was *very* confused… by both the maniacal laughter and me laughing at your maniacal laughter. I’m sure he was also confused because he had never seen one of your “interviews” before. He’ll learn… he’ll learn. 🙂
Oh my goodness…I hadn’t seen T.C.’s video until just now! HOW BIZARRE! Your’s was really funny and entertaining but this guy??
THE CHEESE DONE SLID WAY OFF THAT MAN’S CRACKER!!
Cathy -Please don’t stop! I love this! Seriously! Keep it up. There is nothing that gets me going with a morning laugh like a dose of Cathy. I’d drink your Kool Aid!
*huge sigh of relief* okay, so I live under a rock (just a little one) in the UK and didn’t get to see the TC video, just heard a bit about it, so when I just watched this I had no idea of the connection and truly thought you had lost the plot BIG TIME. Then I read the comments, phew! You nutter!
I just wanted to say I think your video was more effective than Tom’s, and I think I know why – you’re able to layer your outfits better. We know you invented layering – Tom clearly chose poorly with the turtleneck.
~karin
OMG! Cathy Z, you just about made me pee my pants!! You are a funny, funny lady.
I also just had to let you know – but I am sure that you know this already – Liam Finn’s album is released in the US this Tuesday!! How friggin cool is he….
Your videos should come with a hernia warning. For real.
Hadn’t I of watched Tom Cruise’s freak-a-rama video a few days back, I seriously would have thought you had recorded this from your padded cell.
And that laugh of yours? Mwhahahahahahahhaha – too funny, too much but pure class.
ok…i just about pee’d my pants!! you’re crackin’ me up!! oh, and this quiting smoking thing sucks…big time…i long for the the day when i no longer think about it or yearn for it…or are we doomed to forever wish it was ok to continue and that doing it would not kill us?? oh well…another day, another patch! i take comfort in knowing that i am not alone:)
I needed this HILARIOUS piece of art today in my life SOOOOO bad! You are so freaking funny, Cathy! If only I could put you in my back pocket to pull out and remind me how funny life can be!!!!!
I’m embarrassed to say that it took me a couple of seconds to figure out what you were doing here…but once I did, I laughed my a$$ off.
And what IS that song in the background?? Is it the Police? Its definitely something 80’s…but I couldn’t put my finger on it. Nice job.
Check out Eric the rapper telling about how he got into scrapping. Your Tom Cruise parody pops up after watching this. I think you’ll get a kick out of it!
Cathy, I love reading your blog; you have a great sense of humour. I haven’t had a chance to watch your indoctrination video. I’m up at work and the connection is really slow; like watching a badly dubbed kung fu or godzilla movie. Anyway, the local radio station I listened to (i live in the DFW, Texas area – Mansfield) has your indoctrination video on their website. Here is the link: http://70.87.0.133/index.html
I thought you might be interested to know that you are a “celebrity” up this way. Keep writing.
ok cath, i read your blog all the time and there are always soooo many comments that i usually don’t bother, but this is the funniest thing you have EVER done! i had to comment just to let you know how entertaining you always are. at first i thought you were psycho, but then i scrolled down and watched the tom video and laughed so hard my sides and cheeks hurt! thank you thank you thank you for all your funny entries. you make my day often! ps i have been a big fan ever since you first came on the scene. i love love love both of your books and your approach helped shape the way i photograph everything.
Cathy! OH MY GOSH! I have not laughed so hard in so long! I saw the TC video before seeing yours. ya know, so i could really appreciate what you had to show all us scrapbookers. thank goodness I went pee first b/c I don’t know if I could have held it in. bwaaaaahaaaaa
anyways, here’s the proof…me laughing!! http://sondat.typepad.com/tranquil_moments/2008/01/laughed-so-hard.html
You are sooooo funny!!! 🙂
Oh my. I watched every video and I can’t believe how funny this is. So weird. I loved the scrappin rapper too. He is a cutie. Very clever. Thanks for the laugh Cathy.
Marcie says
Holy crap is that funny!! I am so glad I wasted my time yesterday watching Tom Cruise’s video so I could appreciate yours! That is great!!!!!
Marcie says
Holy crap is that funny!! I am so glad I wasted my time yesterday watching Tom Cruise’s video so I could appreciate yours! That is great!!!!!
sarah says
OMG…that was was awesome!!
SO funny!!!
Julie from Canada says
Tu es folle!!! You are insane!! I’m laughing so much my offspring boy child here is wondering why I’m laughing. He’s seen your books around so he knows you are IT!!! Très drôle!
Jen says
I am in total belly laugh mode here! I truly needed to see this. I truly hope this is only part one of the indoctrination videos…I’d love to see what comes next!!LMAO
Robyn says
THANK YOU! I’ve had an absolutely crappy afternoon and that is the first thing that’s made me laugh all day. You are too funny!
amberjane says
OMG that is so funny – I have just spat my tea all over my screen ( that fizzing sound my screen is making is normal – right ??) Thank you for giving mye the best giggle fit I have had in a long time !
suzanne says
OH MY GARSH!! That was flipping hilarious!
On your next anniversary, you should re-create his couch jumping scene.
Too funny. Thank God I just peed, or I fear I might have wet myself with laughter.
Melanie says
I am a Non-scrapbooker and a scrapbooker friend sent me this today. Too frigin’ funny!! I laughed out loud! You got him spot on!
Rose says
O! M! G! I’ve just had to run to the bathroom for fear of peeing my pants!!! I’m back, and that was hilarious — I especially love the manical laughter! So Cruise of you…
amyk says
CZ, you are freakin hilarious! love this!!! You put a much needed smile on my face:-) And, I’m proud to be a scrapbooker, ha!
Kristi B says
I laughed out loud (over and over). Thx!
Liz says
You are too funny. This is awesome. Thanks for making me laugh out loud!
Melissa MacL. says
Seriously. I just came from watching the Tom Cruise video to find yours. And now I’m afraid of him and you 🙂
Twisted, girl.
Melissa Raphael says
And this is why CZ rocks!
Love it!!!
KellieC says
And yours makes a ton more sense than his LOL. It makes my teenage years seem such a waste – idolising Michael Jackson and Tom Cruise! Hey, we didn’t know how freaky they were back then!
Alyson says
Oh MY GOSH!! I almost wet my pants and IT’S ALL YOUR FAULT!!! lol!!!!
Lindsay says
I thought you were doing “Best of Show”! You have other career options, it seems, funny-actress-lady! 🙂
Amber says
I can always count on laughing my head off when I read your blog! Holy crap! You are SO freakin’ funny! Abosolutely LOVE it!
Lindsay says
Oops…that’s an “in”, not an “of”. I should know better!
ngaire Bartlam says
SO. FREAKIN . FUNNY.
awesome current affairs commentary.
peace.
Ngaire
x
tracy says
That’s some funny stuff right there.
Sarah Kristiansen says
So very excellent. A scrapbooking accident about to happen….perfection, CZ.
Laura Lee says
Oh Cathy…LOVE IT!!! Please we need more parody’s! LOL…
Thank you, Thank you, Thank you!!!!
Meg says
Oh. My. God. Too much, much too much. This was, by far, the funniest thing I’ve seen in a LONG time! Although, I know that you meant it in all seriousness. I get that. Seriously.
Carrie says
Darn, your comment nazi wouldn’t let me say [freakin] and [brilliant]. Maybe this wil go thru… I love you & your humor.
Theresa Grdina says
This is too funny! You are killing me!!!! I watched all that junk about TC and had to laugh then…NOW? I AM DYING! THIS IS TOO MUCH!!! THanks for sharing!!!!
Mel Nunn says
OMFG!! You are just so freakin funny!!! I watched Tom’s video and thought it was just so vague… and a scrapbooking accident about to happen- too funny! {insert vague evil fake laugh here}.
Stephanie says
so funny — I’m so glad I have watched the Tom Cruise one so I could get the joke
Nicole says
THAT WAS SO FUNNY!!
great job 🙂
Kate Griswold says
OK – so I couldn’t even stomach the Cruise video to watch it to the end… but your impersonation – that I couldn’t take my eyes off of!
Kudos Cathy – your satire is spot on.
DEANA says
You never cease to make me laugh out loud. 🙂
Kim McMillan says
Your talents amaze me…that was truly funny and enjoyable Cathy.
Meghan E says
LOL – OMG that was so freaking funny.
Traci in Virginia says
I am making loud laughing noises here in VA while we hope for snow so the kids won’t have school tomorrow. My kids keep asking me what is so funny. At age 10 and 7, I think I will pass on the explanation and just keep laughing. I literally watched the implied video moments before checking your blog! Funny how that works! Have a fantastic day and thanks for the fun!!
Traci in Virginia says
I am making loud laughing noises here in VA while we hope for snow so the kids won’t have school tomorrow. My kids keep asking me what is so funny. At age 10 and 7, I think I will pass on the explanation and just keep laughing. I literally watched the implied video moments before checking your blog! Funny how that works! Have a fantastic day and thanks for the fun!!
Kristy says
I have never commented but OH MY GOSH I feel the need tonight!! I love your sense of humor! You are a very funny person Cathy and you make me smile and laugh often. Thank you!!
Toni Brockliss says
That was hilarious! You are so funny.
I showed my husband and we couldn’t stop laughing.
Kathy says
Freakin’ hilarious. “Voices inside my head” was totally appropriate too. You make me laugh, sista.
Kim says
You are hysterical! I laughed so hard I almost wet myself!!! 🙂
heather says
You rock. 🙂 Funniest thing I’ve seen in days!
You might enjoy this song: http://www.jonathancoulton.com/songdetails/Tom%20Cruise%20Crazy
Amy in PDX says
I think you have finally LOST IT, but in a good way? At any rate, I think you need a vacation. Seriously.
Alissa says
the laughing… my favorite part. and that Tom Cruise is some kinda crazy… just like you. only, we love you for it.
Suzelle Kasaian says
THAT..is FUNNY !!!!!!!!!!!
Liz says
Bwahahahahahaha Bwahhaahahahahah
Oh sorry I was channeling tom cruise there for a minute 😀
Too funny!
Nancy says
You are a riot. Was it intentional to have the toilet visible in the background??
judy says
Cathy – oh cathy… did i hear a PUPPY barking during your most dramatic scene?
judy says
Cathy – oh cathy… did i hear a PUPPY barking during your most dramatic scene?
Sandi says
That was so stinkin’ funny! I love your sense of humor. It’s just a wee bit warped which is my favorite style!
leslie says
I know I can count on you to make me laugh each and every day. This is fantastic~!
Chrissy says
love this!!!!
Rachel says
Friggin’ funny…. just sooooooo funny! Thanks for the laugh!
Jeri Ray says
ok, that is WAY too FUNNY…thank you for making me laugh!!
Lindsey Cord says
well Cathy,
in case you forgot. he did save us from aliens like at least 2 times!
Robyn says
This is the best thing I’ve seen in a long time! You rock, CZ.
Christina says
I have just recently discovered your videos. I have been reading your blog for awhile, but didn’t click on the videos. (I don’t know why.) So I had the pleasure of watching several last night. You are a great creative mind! I love it!
SHERRY says
AWESOME- You NAILED IT!!!! Spot on! I am laughing my head off. Sherry
karen says
Thanks for the BEST laugh I have had in weeks!!! Cathy – I am always amazed at how brillant you are… this is so creative and “simply” put 🙂
Michelle says
That’s is so funny! Thanks for the laugh.
Kim says
That was so freakin’ hilarious!! Great way to end the day!! Awesome. I would join your cult over Tom’s any day!! Thanks for the much needed laugh!
patti says
again…*snork*
Gretchen says
ROFL!!! So funny!
“It was like whhoooo…wwhoo..whhoo…”
Hahahaha!!!!
Di says
Very Funny.Watching all this Tom Cruise stuff fom Australia I have to say Nicole Kidman is much better with Keith Urban
Ren says
You’re great – a very funny tongue in cheek take on the CRAZY cruise! 🙂 LOVE IT!
holly says
Too funny…this made my day!
Meg says
As ALWAYS….YOU ROCK CATHY!!! I was seriously LAUGHING so loud especially when you were laughing (for no apparent reason like Tommy was in that video). And to think I used to have a HUGE crush on him in Top Gun days…what happened? I had no idea what he was even saying on his video.
Rock on Sista!
AngieLucas says
Awesome. And thanks a lot for sucking me in to a long and strange journey through the tenets of Scientology. Here is my favorite quote I found: “There is no such thing as a mental illness. There is no bacteria which produces psychosis…Well, if you knew what he was fighting you wouldn’t feel so sorry for him. He’s back there on the track a few trillion years fighting the Ugbugs. He’s solving a present time problem which hasn’t in actual fact existed for the last many trillenia in most cases, and yet he is taking the actions in present time which solve that problem with the Ugbugs.” Well that clears it up.
AnnieB says
You are awesome! I laughed so hard I have tears running down my legs!!!
AngieLucas says
p.s. that quote was by L. Ron Hubbard, founder of Scientology
Juliana says
I made my husband watch Tom Cruise’s video, then we watched your clip. We were both laughing so hard!
Thanks so much for the laugh!
Sharon Holesh says
My husband just called down from upstairs to see why I was laughing so hard. I loved loved loved this! So funny. I used to love Tom in the old days, but man what a weirdo!
Sharon
Sara Berry says
I feel much better about having sat through Tom Cruise’s BSC (Bat-s#@t-crazy) video now that I have seen yours…how else would I have been able to appreciate your genius? Thanks for the laugh!
Sara Berry says
I feel much better about having sat through Tom Cruise’s BSC (Bat-s#@t-crazy) video now that I have seen yours…how else would I have been able to appreciate your genius? Thanks for the laugh!
Sara says
Holy frickin’ crap! It’s like you share his mind!!
This just might be the best post ever!! LOL!!!!!
Allison Barnes says
You are sooo funny! Love keeping up with you on your blog! Congrats on the new car! I love the smell of a new car!!
Sara Hawsey says
Your frickin killing me…..you seriously make me laugh my ass off!
katie scott says
oh my goodness – you are a funny girl 🙂
Suzie says
Gut-busting, side-splitting…brilliant. And I’m not talking about Tom’s.
dying, you funny, silly lady!
Maggie Bennett says
How the heck did you do this with a straight face??????????!!!!!!! ‘
You’re funny!
Kate says
That is SOOOOOOO funny. You absolutely nailed it and made me laugh so hard. Wow. That just made my day. Thank you!
Susan says
Wild & wooly, indeed!
Your video is very funny. Glad you’re IN the SB industry, and not just a “spectator”. 🙂
Angie Channell says
Okay, that was totally funny. The laugh, however, scared the crap out of my poor puppy!
mckenzi says
We have a duty to help each other scrapbook. If you are not unequivocally committed then get out of the way. You are either in, or you’re out. I know a zealous archivist when I see one. I can see it in their eyes..
(sigh) Dear Tom. Does he ever burn out? We scary perfectionist got to pace ourselves for the long hall.
Denise C. says
You crack me up!! I love your blog!
What does your hubby think of these new video blog’s that you have been doing?
Sarah Bowen says
OKay, you are THE BEST, I laughed SO HARD!!! Seriously……..laughed so hard………priceless……
Candice says
Best I’ve laughed all day. thx :).
Kim Mattina says
ok, Cathy. A. How did you do this with a straight face and 2. That was the funniest thing EVER!! Absolutely amazing. Or, would that be Ama Zing, your darling daughter! 😀
Gina Maria says
I SOOO wanted to hear you say that as a Scrapbooker you knew ONLY YOU COULD HELP!!! That was so spot on!
Claire says
HILARIOUS !!! You are too funny !
Belgian kisses,
Claire
sarah says
very funny…….and i have been up all night saving lives….didnt see any of those scientologist types floating around making things ‘riight’
he (tom cruise) is as crazy as a box of frogs….you, however have made me smile this morning. I doff my hat 🙂
Christine Villacarlos says
ROFLMAO, Cathy!!!! You rule, girl!!!
Zarah says
I am seriously laughing so hard I’m crying. You ROCK! (Hope you don’t mind that I wrote about this – I just think everybody HAS to see this!!)
lee l in australia. says
You.Slay.Me.
nuff said.
lee l in australia. says
actually not quite Nuff Said – did you end up getting a Freedom Medal of Valor award too (*giggle*snort*)
Mary Ann, aka EmpressFrancesca says
Cathy, Cathy, Cathy, I think we knew this was there, all along…(;))
Kelly says
Okay, so I almost wet myself from laughing so hard!
helga (belgium) says
I watched your video before seeing the Tom Cruise film and therefore completely did not get the clue, but boy did I laugh!!
And than I laughed even louder the second time, after I watched Tom Cruise.
Can someone tell me by the way what help he’s going to give and what ‘it’ is? All the rambling about helping. Maybe he thinks his nice eyes will do the trick of solving all hunger, war and other crap stuff in the world.
LateBlossom says
Yesterday, I followed your link to the Cruise clip, watched five minutes of it, and thought, gee, that’s five minutes of my life I’ll never get back. This morning, I watched YOUR clip, and guess what?
You gave me that five minutes back! I’m so glad I watched Cruise ’cause your clip redeemed it with high-larious laughter.
No one has ever done this for me before-given me back lost time. Thanks for an amazing gift! You ROCK!
Heidi says
That is hilarious!!
debra says
*snort* where do I sign up?
Jenny says
You are a riot!!
Emily Hoadley says
OMG trying to wipe the coffee I just spewed off my wireless keyboard! You just may be the new secret weapon we need to convert everyone to scrapbooking! YES!!!! I agree the couch jumping scene would be awesome!
Katy says
Too too funny Cathy!!
Grace says
No, YOU’RE the ONLY ONE! You rock! The cackles were killing me. I need to have this on my IPOD for anytime someone asks me about “scrapbooking.” Love the background music too – haha. Have an awesome weekend and keep posting!
Lisa Day says
That’s the funniest thing I have ever seen…and slightly disturbing!!
Sarah says
You are so freakin funny! Made my morning!!! Rock on girl.
Jennier says
This is, hands down, the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long, long time. You should really win some kind of award for this.
Christine Campbell says
Oh Cathy!!! You have no idea how much I needed to laugh today.
THAT was awesome!! Thank you!!
Marie T says
And the Oscar goes to….wait wait,this is a total upset….it’s a total newcomer — Cathy
thanks for the laugh!
Julie says
Cathy, that was one of the funniest things I’ve seen EVER. I love your sense of humor . . . and I have an odd desire to read your book again right now.
Mitzi says
YouTube says it’s unavailable now. What happened?
Gloria says
Cathy,
you make my day…every day! Love, love, love YOUR video!
g. from Md.
robin says
voices inside my head..yeah..wow..the freaky laughter from nowhere..I think you nailed this one …wish he could see it
karen young says
So I looked at your video BEFORE Tom’s and laughed. Then I followed the link to Tom’s crazy video, watched it and came back to yours and laughed even HARDER! You are just too funny…
Michele says
I am totally LMAO!!!!!! I saw the clip of Tom again this morning and then I come in to see this. You have the laugh down pat perfect! I’m staying tuned for more…..
cathy walters says
you are a complete genius. I can feel the conversion actually melting my heart to the TRUE scrappy reality.
christa says
too much! love it!
you’re great!
awesome.
Sara says
OMG! I love you Cathy! Brilliant! I’m down with SS! So true Cathy, that’s how we roll.
THANKS for this. It was classic.
Amie says
Dittos to everyone else! You totally pegged him. Rock on!
Kathy C. says
This could be the funniest thing I’ve seen in a LONG, LONG time! THANKS for making my Thursday even better!
MelissaL88 says
ROTFLMAO! I’m crying here, Cathy!!!! Thanks for brightening my day 🙂
Jenn says
What can I say that hasn’t already been said….YOU ARE HILARIOUS!!! That was the funniest thing I’ve seen in awhile. It made my day….no week!
Katie the Scrapbook Lady says
Thanks for the laughs! I hope Tom sees this – LOL!
kathleen says
OMG…you’re twisted Girlie! That’s why I love you ; )
Kristina says
You crack me up!!!
Great job! Looking forward to more funny!
Corinna Lyons-Revello says
ohmygod Cathy, I’m only halfway through the video and you crack me up (as always). The ONLY ONE who cracks me up. LOL
Corinna
http://www.myscrapbooklife.com
Elaine says
That is hilarious!! This video made my morning so much better. I’m glad I watched Tom’s craziness yesterday so I could enjoy your video this morning.
Judi says
That is Oscar worthy 🙂
kelli says
I think you have got to be the funniest person on the face of this planet, but I don’t get out much. You might just need your own talk show!
Lori Hudson says
So funny! Love the SS philosophy.
Kelly says
snort…too funny. Thankfully, I had not just taken a sip of my diet coke…..or I would definitely have a ruined keyboard and monitor.
still chortling….
kp says
Time for you to hit prime time and get your own tv show-who needs screen writers?
Melissa Grogan says
omg… I almost shot coffee out my nose at the screen. That truly was one of your most humorous posts! I just got over being scared of how crazy he is… and there you are with the scrapbooking truthss… .. Truth to be told, your philosophy sounds much better!! 🙂
Rose says
Cathy,
You are a bright spot in a bleak world.
Laughing so hard I had to retype my addy 5 times just to get this comment in.
THANK YOU!
Peace~
Kim Guymon says
Thanks for the great laugh!
Sara says
Cathy,I have to delurk here, wipe the tears out of my eyes and thank you for the best laugh out loud laugh I have had in,like,
f o r e v e r. You made my day!
Sara
Jenny says
You absolutely perfected his creepy laugh!!! So funny!
rachel says
I can hardly stand it.
funny
funny
funny
rochelle says
HOLY CRAP you are so funny….i laughed so hard. thanks so much for that. i will think of that all day…might have to post it to my blog.
Michele M says
That is hilarious!!!! I just had oral surgury this morning and I probably popped a stitch…thankfully I’m still numb and can’t feel it. LOLOLOLOLOL!!!
Julie says
hahahahahahaha
you made me literally laugh out loud. you made me lol!
hahahahahaha
jes says
cathy, you are freakin amazing! i love the rediculous laughing. so glad i watched that dumb ass video yesterday. you rock!!!
lisamcg says
Dude… this is SO FREAKING FUNNY!
Oh man CZ. You make me smile.
Cara says
Thank you for making a bad day better!! I am laughing so hard my sides hurt!!!
Diane M. says
Oh the wild and woolly mind of CZ! Girl, you are too dang funny! Thank you for your daily dose of fun, you never cease to amaze me.
Amy says
pure brilliance. you have a gift, cathy.
amy 🙂
Ginger says
Too Funny! Keep ’em coming!
AFerguson says
That’s some good funny!! 🙂
Martha says
LOVE your sense of humor!!! You rock!!
MJ
Amanda Mac says
I’m dying here. So glad I actually spent time watching the TC video – b/c it made yours HYSTERICAL!
Nadia Munarolo-Kurjata says
can I sit by you at Inspired? btw I am not a scrapbooker and YOU are the only one who can help me.
Shannon says
OMG! I almost pee-ed in the pants laughing! Cathy you are a riot!
rachel carlson says
oops, i think i just peed my pants – HA! cathy, this is superbly GENIUS, i almost spit my cereal out too! i KNOW, i can’t control my fluids – old age fast approaching. LOVE THIS!!! and shame on you for not calling me on your denver layover – sigh! hugs, rach
O says
OMG…LOLOL How can I become as enlightened as you? Is there a specific group I can turn to to gain this higher level of thinking? LOL You have such a briliant wit, CZ–thanks for sharing it! The TC video from yesterday was like driving by an accident in that you can’t help but look even as horrific as it may be. Thanks for the laughs & have a great day!
Gina says
I’m a believer.
Tina J. says
Oh my God! I haven’t laughed this hard in a while. I knew you were fun and funny… I didn’t know you were a complete crazy nut! Love ya more than ever, Cathy!
Tina J.
AnnaB says
I already knew you are a genious, but this is freaking unbelievable! =) You rock!
Tanya Williams says
I just sat down and watched this for the 2nd time…this time with Hubby…he was cracking up!!!! So made watching the T.Cruise one worthwhile!
Kim says
You are crazy, but you are an imposter. You are not REALLY a SCRAPBOOKER because you did not once mention “caught up.” Any true scrapbooker, fully indoctrinated into the faith would have been all over “caught up.” Nice try, Cruisin’ Cathy.
OMG – it’s a good thing I went to the bathroom before I watched that clip – about 3 seconds in, I thought . . . “she reminds me of someone . . .” Hilarious – thanks for taking the time to make it. Tom makes me laugh in a scary way. You make me laugh in an up-from-my-toes good kind of laugh. You’ve missed your calling, I think.
jenwcom says
brilliant.
jenwcom says
brilliant.
alli says
You’re one of a kind, Cathy! Thanks for the laughs! Thanks for helping so many of us scrapbookers. You know you’re THE ONLY ONE who could!
Patricia says
LMAO…O M Gosh that’s too funny. You’re such a wacky chick. That’s why we love ya so much.
Nicole says
dang Cathy you’re hardcore!!
Rhonda says
Could you please say “put down all drinks, do not take any sips of anything before you start this video.” About lost my Monster energy drink to the keyboard. Cathy, you rock!
LisaSpiegel says
I bow down to your greatness CZ. ROFLMAO….snorting at my desk I’m laughing so hard…thanks for the laugh today…:-)
Rachel Henry says
Totally brilliant. Thank you!
Susan says
OMG!!!! That was great!! My kids think I’m crazy because I’m laughing so hard!! I actually watched the whole T. Cruise video and it is sooooooo scary!!! Yours on the other hand was fabulous!! Thanks for the laugh today! I needed one right about now.
Great job!!
Susanne says
Too, too funny! Thanks for making me laugh on a day when I really needed it. May mindless converts camp on your lawn.
krista says
Oh my God. Oh. My. God. Please tell me this doesn’t mean you are going to marry Katie Holmes and have L. Ron Hubbard’s love child??? Because if that were the case, I might have to take the CH tote bag back. I’m just sayin’… You are too funny, sistah. xoxo
sarah heroman says
Oh man.
That was awesome.
Jennifer says
CZ, You are the best! LOL funny! The best parody I have seen yet!
Amy Nabors says
oh you are a genius!
IkeaGoddess says
You rock, girl. I haven’t laughed so hard in weeks. Thanks for making my day 🙂
Karen says
Too friggin’ funny. Keep’em coming!
Karen
Tracy says
dude. Have I told you lately that I love you? LMAO!!
Shirley says
OMG! You are my idol! Just too freakin’ funny you are girl.
jenn says
cathy, youre freakin hilarious 😉 LOVE IT!! ( dont you love all the new apple STUF!!???)
Sara in Rochester, MN says
Too funny!!! Just one question, what does an SS do if they are the one in the accident??! Thanks for keeping me laughing.
marion says
Woman, you CRACK ME UP!
Jean says
What a scream! I didn’t see Tom’s until after I saw yours. You totally nailed him – right down to the laughs. But, you need to work on your crazy eyes – he had you beat there. Maybe it takes true lunacy to make that work, though. You rock, CZ
Shelly says
You are a freaking genius! It’s wild and woolly baby, wild and woolly. 🙂
Doreen says
You know, I’ve been searching for the answer to this crazy world and after finding your video blog, I look no further!!
Amen, Sista!…….
Bawhawaaaahhhhhhaaaaabababaaaaahhhhhaaa!
Oh wow, I haven’t really laughed like that in a while. Thanks!
Judy in Carefree says
Great! Life is short…we need to LAUGH!!!!
Megan Renfree says
Freakin hilarious! I do not know how you managed to do that and sound serious!!! I’m going straight to my blog to link you to share this hilarity!!!
Malinda says
OMG!! So, so funny! You’re a hoot!!
andrea g. says
this is the funniest sh*t evah!!! Love it!
Becki C says
CZ, You RAWK!!!
That was too f’ing funny for words… And to think, people laughed at me for calling scrapbooking a “cult.” Now if we could only get a tax-exempt status like the other religions, we’d be all set!
Tina says
TOO FUNNY!! Especially the evil cackling!!!
Kimberly L.C. says
I love you Cathy… sign my up for cult SS!
Kelly says
That was hilarious! You’re a funny lady!
Jenny B says
Cathy,
You are the bomb! Even my husband was in stitches watching your video. I was laughing so hard, my 14 year old son was concerned I would hyperventilate. Thank you for making us laugh!
Lisa says
Girlfriend, that was the funniest thing I’ve seen in a *long* time. I started laughing before I even hit play, and now the tears are rolling. Even VIC is laughing (and you know what a funnybones he is, eh?). LOL!
Jill says
Are you kidding me? You’re hysterical.
Bethany says
Comedic genius. 😀
Lee says
You made my husband spew his oatmill this morning! Thanks for sharing.
Jennifer says
Good times, CZ, good times. -Jenny
~Kathryn~ says
Cathy
i love you more and more each day
LOL
Shawna says
You are absolutely fricking hillarious Cathy! and so true….
halloweenheather says
THAT was stinkin’ HILARIOUS!!! Thanks for making me laugh that hard. I needed that!
patti says
Cathy you are a bad, bad, person 🙂 you know the lawyers we be calling any moment now.
Jane Logan says
Cathy – you are the best! I needed a big belly laugh today!! I was laughing out loud – very loud. Good thing my son is playing Lego Star Wars on his DS right now otherwise he would be questioning my crazy laughing at the computer!! Thanks again!
Lindsay Davidson says
Oh my goodness I can’t contain my giggles!!!
Kah-Mei says
you.are.the.best.
my favorite part? the sound effects. you nailed that, and everything else too for that matter.
tom cruise crazy. cathy zielske funny.
and that, is that!
Stephanie D. says
OMG, you should audition for a “guest spot” at one of “Molly’s” scraps!!!
http://www.mockutv.com/
You would be a perfect “muse” for Molly on her quest to scrapping perfection.
Stephanie T. says
ok…I am sufficiently creeped out. Email me privately and I’ll get you in touch with a top notch de-programmer…Oh crap.. Did I say that? I meant ther..a..pist….
perhaps we could round-up a few non-scrapbookers and stage an intervention…
Sharon says
LOL – thanks for making my day (although frankly, it is hard to match the total looniness of the original). Yes Cathy – you are the ONE!
Monique says
Ummmm, we are in the mountains with my parents and my grandmother is in the room next to us…it’s 1am, I am watching this, Jer is snoring next to me, and I am laughing SOOOO hard I am out of breath and I am sure everyone is wondering what we are doing in here…if they only knew. You crack me up.
Kami says
You are hilarious. I was LOL! 🙂
Di says
O.K. True to form I have to do things ass backwards… I watched you and was like.. Huh??? CZ is off her nut… then I went and watched TC and was laughing at him because he nailed you so well.
Thanks for the laugh…. Maybe next time I will acctually get it in the right order.
Geesh
Helle says
Fantastic!! You are truly funny. Got the man spot on. I´m so glad I bothered to watch the other video, so I could truly appreciate this. That crazy laugh! Thank you!!
Ann(i)e says
Girl you are awesome….so freakin’ spot on!!!!
love it!!!
xoxo
Michael Ann says
Cathy, you are over the top! THAT was funny!
Mer says
This is great. I so despise Tom Cruise. I have no idea why Hollywood returns this joker’s phone calls. You’ve got him nailed!
Great vid!
Diane says
Oh Cathy.
You are a GENIUS!!! Evil genius perhaps. But genius nonetheless!
Let’s get these pages done….right.
Perfection!
=) Diane
JillS says
That was rockin’ awesome! I love the choppy cuts and the music. You NAILED it!
Judy says
Okay – can’t find your email address and wanted to share this little blog with you — which way do you see the ballerina dancing???
http://photosmadesimple.blogspot.com/
If counterclockwise – you’re using the logical part of your brain ; if clockwise – the creative side — I swear she can be going one direction and I glance away and look back and she’s spinning opposite!! Just proof that my brain has totally flipped! A friend and her husband looked at her at the same time and saw her in two different directions. I’m now obsessed with her – and so far — this morning — she’s been clockwise 10 out of 15 times….what do you think?
Suzanne says
I’m afraid of you and for you now! LOL!!!! And that Police music in the background, too too cool!
Kristina says
How freaking funny! You go girl!
ria says
you. crack. me. up.
smiles
ria
Michelle says
Oh muh gawd, Becky–her laugh is so strange!
Doris says
Ditto, Marcie! The time I wasted watching Cruise–this totally made up for it! What a riot, well done!
Tryshia says
you must not check all of these comments…but…i read your blog daily and always enjoy your posts.
keep it up : )
auntieanne says
how many times did you have to watch the “other” video to capture the essence of all that is Tom Cruise??? Just Once? You’re dead on! Or maybe he’s been watching you. Best entertainment for my dollar today! Thanks!
Stefani says
Holy crap that was funny-thanks for making my day! 🙂
shelley esterholt says
that is hilarious!!! 🙂
MizzBizzi says
Oh, this is funnn! Thanks for a good laugh.
Peg Graham says
CZ- so you are a member of ‘Scrapentology’, right? hehehehe…
FABULOUS!
jamie says
Bravo!! What a performance! That was hilarious girl!
Corné says
Hi Cathy, you are the ray of light in my dark (PMS induced) day. Speaking of PMS,
I thought you might enjoy this:
THE HORMONE HOSTAGE
The hormone hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth & he takes his life into his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver’s license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker, or significant other!
Dangerous: What’s for dinner?
Safer: Can I help you with dinner?
Safest: Where would you like to go for dinner?
Ultra safe: Here, have some wine.
Dangerous: Are you wearing that?
Safer: Wow, you sure look good in brown!
Safest: Wow! Look at you!
Ultra safe: Here, have some wine.
Dangerous: What are you so worked up about?
Safer: Could we be overreacting?
Safest: Here’s my paycheck.
Ultra safe: Here, have some wine.
Dangerous: Should you be eating that?
Safer: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
Safest: Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?
Ultra safe: Here, have some wine.
Dangerous: What did you do all day?
Safer: I hope you didn’t over-do it today.
Safest: I’ve always loved you in that robe!
Ultra safe: Here, have some more wine.
13 THINGS PMS STANDS FOR:
1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Swing
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make Me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweats
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Poor Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff
13. Potential Murder Suspect
Carolyn from Canada says
Laugh. Out. Loud. Totally classic. Spot on impersonation too. Super funny to scrapbookers and non-scrapbookers alike. Hilarious!
Jacoba says
You nailed it – that was soooo funny! I particularly liked the creepy laughing bit.
Laura Reaux says
LOL Thanks for the great entertainment while up with my youngest at almost 2:00am.
breanne says
hey “mom”!! remember me!? (you better!) anyways, just wanted to say that is freaking HILARIOUS. you rocked it.
Sara G says
LOL! Thanks for the laugh 🙂 Enjoy your new cars!
Susan says
lmao….my first thought was this is wild and wooly! ;P
deb munn says
Tears in my eyes… laughing so hard there’s no sound coming out. Just what I needed! You’re BRILLIANT! Thanks CZ!
reyanna says
Thanks for the laugh this morning. Hubby was *very* confused… by both the maniacal laughter and me laughing at your maniacal laughter. I’m sure he was also confused because he had never seen one of your “interviews” before. He’ll learn… he’ll learn. 🙂
Donese says
Girl! You don’t have any sense!!!! I almost peed my pants laughing!
Kara says
What happened to the video.. don’t tell me they actually suppressed it??!
Linda says
OMG! You made my day! Are you sure you aren’t Tom’s sister? HILARIOUS!
MacSuze says
Bravo. Bravo. Oscar.
Nicky says
You’re starting to scare me! 😉
Lauren says
Where can I reserve my copy of Cathy Z Live on stage? (Neil Finn as opener, ya know)
Leslei says
Dude. You are a riot. And waaaaay cuter than scary Tommy boy. 😉
Heidi P. says
Whoa….what are you on? That was hilarious.
Maureen says
Perfect sound track – I could watch it again and again.
RitaB says
Cathy, I read your blog all the time but have never commented — I cannot resist this time!
YOU ARE FREAKIN’ HILARIOUS — I laughed so hard I cried! The crazy laughter part got me the most….you ROCK!!!
Thank you so much for the laugh!
lenee says
Oh my I watched the tom cruse vide last night oh my goodness. he is crazy, you are crazy funny 🙂
thanks for the laughs.
Barb A. Stewart says
Oh my goodness…I hadn’t seen T.C.’s video until just now! HOW BIZARRE! Your’s was really funny and entertaining but this guy??
THE CHEESE DONE SLID WAY OFF THAT MAN’S CRACKER!!
Emily says
That is absolutely brilliant, so funny!
thank you.
Ladynred says
That’s real funny. I was laughing out myself too!!!lol
Penny says
Bwhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
Breath.
Bwhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
Breath.
Rita Weiss says
gawsh is that funny! man, did that tickle my funny bone…hahahaha 🙂 i heart your humor CZ.
nicole says
Cathy -Please don’t stop! I love this! Seriously! Keep it up. There is nothing that gets me going with a morning laugh like a dose of Cathy. I’d drink your Kool Aid!
Charlotte says
*huge sigh of relief* okay, so I live under a rock (just a little one) in the UK and didn’t get to see the TC video, just heard a bit about it, so when I just watched this I had no idea of the connection and truly thought you had lost the plot BIG TIME. Then I read the comments, phew! You nutter!
Karin says
I just wanted to say I think your video was more effective than Tom’s, and I think I know why – you’re able to layer your outfits better. We know you invented layering – Tom clearly chose poorly with the turtleneck.
~karin
Anna Marie DeHaven says
Cathy, that was GOOOOOOD!
tammy b says
oh. my. god.
that is so stinking hilarious.
thanks for the lift on a blue day.
Melissa says
Absolutely hilarious! You are too funny!
Christina Witkowski says
hilarious!
NICHOLE says
simply genius.
Lisa says
Oh. My. Gosh. You are frickin’ HILARIOUS! That was great! Thanks. 🙂
Lisa says
Oh. My. Gosh. You are frickin’ HILARIOUS! That was great! Thanks. 🙂
lou says
that. takes. the. cake.
You just totally un-wasted the time I lost watching that buffoon embarrass himself yet again. Vielen Dank.
Selena Kimsey says
OMG just wow. This is so stinken funny. I love it. And the laugh….my belly hurts now.
Julie says
OMG! Cathy Z, you just about made me pee my pants!! You are a funny, funny lady.
I also just had to let you know – but I am sure that you know this already – Liam Finn’s album is released in the US this Tuesday!! How friggin cool is he….
nicole q says
O.M.G.
That is the funniest freakin’ thing ever.
Ever.
Kelly says
You my girl are hilarious!! Even my 8 year old was cracking up!
thanks!
Kirsty Wiseman says
Your videos should come with a hernia warning. For real.
Hadn’t I of watched Tom Cruise’s freak-a-rama video a few days back, I seriously would have thought you had recorded this from your padded cell.
And that laugh of yours? Mwhahahahahahahhaha – too funny, too much but pure class.
Cheryl says
OMG. That was hysterical. I was waiting for the laugh the entire time. You rock.
Kelly Byrom says
This is an upcoming Christopher Guest movie, isnt it?
Marni says
Pure. Scrappy. Genius.
S.C. says
Thank you for my laugh today! Definitely going to link to this on my blog!
Cath says
You should really consider TV. Funniest video I have seen in a long time. Thx for a good laugh. First time visitor to ur site, will be back for sure!
Guess Who says
You have one wicked sense of humor, I love it.
candie says
ok…i just about pee’d my pants!! you’re crackin’ me up!! oh, and this quiting smoking thing sucks…big time…i long for the the day when i no longer think about it or yearn for it…or are we doomed to forever wish it was ok to continue and that doing it would not kill us?? oh well…another day, another patch! i take comfort in knowing that i am not alone:)
Meredith S. says
It’s the narcisisstic (sp?) laugh that nails it on the head…loved it!
Ann says
I needed this HILARIOUS piece of art today in my life SOOOOO bad! You are so freaking funny, Cathy! If only I could put you in my back pocket to pull out and remind me how funny life can be!!!!!
shannon carlson says
Oh my! That was GREAT! 🙂
Tracy B says
You need to say “I am the only one that can help them” about a zillion more random times to match Tom’s video. The loud crazy laughing – nailed it!
Tracy B says
You need to say “I am the only one that can help them” about a zillion more random times to match Tom’s video. The loud crazy laughing – nailed it!
Holly says
CZ, that is the funniest damn thing !!! Thank God for video cameras and You Tube …
Christine says
I’m embarrassed to say that it took me a couple of seconds to figure out what you were doing here…but once I did, I laughed my a$$ off.
And what IS that song in the background?? Is it the Police? Its definitely something 80’s…but I couldn’t put my finger on it. Nice job.
Ann says
TOO Funny !! Loved It, Loved It, Loved It !! The “laugh” was spot on…..lol
Sarah C. says
I have tears streaming down my face from laughing so hard! Love it! Too funny. 😀
Mandy says
HILARIOUS!!! That was SO awesome! I needed a great laugh today…Thanks!
Michele says
Check out Eric the rapper telling about how he got into scrapping. Your Tom Cruise parody pops up after watching this. I think you’ll get a kick out of it!
Michele says
Check out Eric rapping about scrappin’. Your Tom Cruise parody pops up to watch when it is done! I think you’ll get a kick out of Eric.
Alisa Brandstetter says
Cathy, I love reading your blog; you have a great sense of humour. I haven’t had a chance to watch your indoctrination video. I’m up at work and the connection is really slow; like watching a badly dubbed kung fu or godzilla movie. Anyway, the local radio station I listened to (i live in the DFW, Texas area – Mansfield) has your indoctrination video on their website. Here is the link: http://70.87.0.133/index.html
I thought you might be interested to know that you are a “celebrity” up this way. Keep writing.
Alisa
Cathy D says
OMG that’s halarious I LOVE IT!
zanne says
This was so funny, I p’d my pants!
Corinne says
This is absolutely FANTASTIC !!!!! You’re a genius !!!!
Thanks for making me laugh today 🙂
Corinne (aka roxy)
Chris says
O my gosh, you have just made my day. What a way to start out the day. I can’t beleive you did this with out laughing. Way too funny.
mj says
oh my that was too stinkin’ funny. period. i just know it is.
Tamara says
I just wet myself!
Mindy M. says
TOTALLY cracked me up (at work). Didn’t make it through all of Tom Cruise’s version but I watched all of yours – you’re too funny!
tanjafussell says
thanks for making me laugh. this is awesome! Love the police track in the back – PERFECT. You SO need a career in comedy!
wende moore says
ok cath, i read your blog all the time and there are always soooo many comments that i usually don’t bother, but this is the funniest thing you have EVER done! i had to comment just to let you know how entertaining you always are. at first i thought you were psycho, but then i scrolled down and watched the tom video and laughed so hard my sides and cheeks hurt! thank you thank you thank you for all your funny entries. you make my day often! ps i have been a big fan ever since you first came on the scene. i love love love both of your books and your approach helped shape the way i photograph everything.
Carole says
This was too funny! Great job! LOL
Sonda says
Cathy! OH MY GOSH! I have not laughed so hard in so long! I saw the TC video before seeing yours. ya know, so i could really appreciate what you had to show all us scrapbookers. thank goodness I went pee first b/c I don’t know if I could have held it in. bwaaaaahaaaaa
anyways, here’s the proof…me laughing!!
http://sondat.typepad.com/tranquil_moments/2008/01/laughed-so-hard.html
You are sooooo funny!!! 🙂
Lovebug Kat says
seriously darned near wet myself watching this Cathy!
I forwarded it to all my open-minded scrapper friends LOL
Absolutely the funniest thing I have seen in a long time.
You rock baby!
Lydia says
Oh goodness! This is so funny! Be careful though, if Tom Cruise sees it, he might come try to “help” YOU!
Jess says
Oh my. I watched every video and I can’t believe how funny this is. So weird. I loved the scrappin rapper too. He is a cutie. Very clever. Thanks for the laugh Cathy.
rachel denbow says
I’m so impressed. You nailed it.
Noora says
LMAO! Scrapbook accident. LOL!
Tracy says
Oh that was the best. Thanks for the laugh!
sandy says
LOL! I have watched this over and over again and I think I laugh more each time. Thanks for your “take” LOL
cathy says
Oh my. Thats an oldie goldie, isnt it?