A quick check in before filming starts. Very concerned about super tight, way too low rise, Long and Lean Gap jeans and the ass crack clearance area where my shirt meets jeans.
This type of jean isn't technically low rise either. The problem that we're dealing with is my round, basketball like booty, which lowers the waist of the jeans exponentially.
All I need is one season of Survivor. That'd bring the booty factor down considerably.
But on a positive note, my dining room has never looked this good.
I will fill you in on all the gory details soon. Promise.