I have a spice problem.
It started the day I walked into Penzey's Spices, right here in my hometown of St. Paul, and I've never really looked back to grocery store spices since.
Don't be fooled by their decidedly unsexy website. Penzey's Spices are the BOMB in terms of value, selection, quality and price. Over the years, I've pretty much replaced every single old jar of dried this and powdered that with a fresh, affordable and tasty replacement courtesy of Penzeys.
And because I'm still filling my days with all that stuff I never had time for as a full-time, she-works-hard-for-the-money graphic designer, the spice zone was the most recent recipient of my unemployed cleaning attentions.
Where do my spices live, you're wondering? I keep them here:
In an old house, you have to be creative with space. I will never know the joys of a walk-in pantry, and so I improvise, finding places for things that might not be ideal, but that work nevertheless. And what's the cute little reddish orange door?
That's just the express elevator to hell… also known as my laundry chute. It's such a convenient set up. I can toss down my dirty dish cloths AND grab some Albanian Rubbed Sage while I'm at it!
And I don't know about you, but there is something undeniably exciting at the thought of my sage being rubbed by an Albanian before it finds its way into my stuffing. But I digress…
Here's the long shot of the spice zone:
(And yes, this shot was taken from one of my more recent organizational projects, the mud room, which a week later is still looking mighty fine, if I do say so.)
I guess the point of my story is this: my spice house is in order, and if you've never checked out Penzey's, you really owe it to yourself to do so. And soon.
Because you never know what spices will soon be on your list of all-time favorites.
sharon says
Maybe you should offer your design services in lieu of more dick…..weed. 😉
Zarah says
I LOVE that type of jars. Simple, pretty, not too demanding of my attention… They blend. And that’s what a spice is supposed to do, ey? So why not the exterior too?
Have to check that place out. 🙂
But… But what IS that spice, exactly??… 0_o
Lizzie Jones says
I see you have the Smoked Spanish Paprika. That Paprika changed my life. I’m not even lying.
Jana D says
I see why you like them. ;-D
Sandy says
Um…Dick Weed? I do know Penzeys and someone is really good at creating labels.
I think before I stock up on more spices, I need to actually cook more meals. Where did you learn all those culinary skills?
Katie J. says
This post comes at JUST the right time for me Cathy. I’ve been wanting to stock up on some spices and re-organize my spice cabinet, but haven’t gotten around to it lately. I work right in St. Paul, so will have to check out Penzey’s — Thanks for the info!
patti says
dick weed! i used to grow my very own years back before i found the the weedless variety…thanks for the chuckle!
Michelle*Gauthier says
Love Penzey’s! I’ve been to your store a couple times when visiting a friend in St. Paul. It’s amazing…and addicting!
Ginger Roberts says
Cathy, hon….you are so full of fun! You amaze me daily! I can have the worst day and come in to read your blog and just sit here laughing. Go Cathy!!!!!
Cheri says
I may have to stop eating my cereal in front of the computer, or I’m going to end up with milk and shredded wheat particles all over my monitor and keyboard. I and can see why you love Penzey’s – they definitely have your sense of humor.
Kris Van Allen says
Cathy, I just have to tell you about Fortner’s, if you’ve not heard of them. When we still lived “up nort der” we’d get it all the time…no web site I know of, they were still mail order last I checked. We’d get it at the MN State Fair, at that strange conglomeration of vendor booths under the grandstand. It’s a box of 4 mixes, and truly, they are wonderful.
Although I am tempted to try the Dick Weed. Does the bottle suggest what I should “enhance the flavor of” with it??
elrwga@comcast.net says
Ha,ha,ha!!!
Happy Monday to you too.
Best Monday morning I’ve had in a while.
Laura Y says
Any chance that your new class at BPS can help me write about these silly but oh so important things in life?
Love it!
remember moments says
Ha! I never knew Dick Weed really existed. I just thought it was another nasty name to call someone. LOL!!!
sue Treiber says
I need to get some dick weed for those nosy
family members who like to go thru my cupboards.
Jody says
You mean to tell me that for all these years I that I have been calling moronic drivers “YOU DICKWEED!”, idiots who have 72 items in the 14 items and under express lane “YOU DICKWEED!”
and people who don’t say “Thank you” after the door is held for them “YOU DICKWEED!”,
it is actually a spice???
Dixie Lee says
Being introduced to Penzey’s catalog was nearly spiritual! Love the double strength vanilla…
and the sandwich sprinkle…
and the bulk every thing I need to make some kickin’ spaghetti sauce.
Beth says
Thanks for the info, Cathy. I’m actually going to be in Minnesota -St. Paul- more specifically Eagan- for the first time ever in a few weeks (from way out here in New Jewasey). I have been searching the internet for really cool shops to visit while I’m there, so I’ll definitely be checking it out. And since I have such a strong, never-met-ya, but we’re BFF’s attachment, like so many other of your blog-followers, if you have any other suggestions for really cool places to visit while there, I’d love to hear ’em. I’ve been having a hard time finding anything around the web. Thanks!
DawnS says
OK…you got me (and yes, you do have amazing Photoshop skills)!!!
Jan Connair says
I refill my spices at my local health food store. They are fresh and DIRT cheap. Fresh cinnamon for 1/3 the price, at least, of buying it at the grocery. If you don’t have a Penzey’s around, it’s the next best thing.
Katie Scott says
I’m with you on the local spices – I get my habenero fresh from a beach craft fair street market or from the health food store – my favorite is Frontier Seasoning Blends: Bombay Veggie Blend. I put it on everything.
tracy says
Cathy – you must check out http://www.atlanticspice.com/ my local spice company – they are fantastic and here Truro on Cape Cod. FABULOUS. Your post cracked me up today!
jill p. says
Trying to think of a good recipe with dick weed in it right now… 🙂
Wendy A says
I thought I was the only one in the world with a laundry chute in the pantry! LOL! Too funny. Your door is nicer than mine – maybe I will paint mine one of these days just to spice it up a little! (No pun intended!!).
Michelle says
I love, love, love me some Penzey’s. I have been a loyal customer for more than ten years now…I am pretty sure that I have even more Penzey’s jars than you!!! My DH calls it my “obsession!” I love fresh veggies with either Fox Point Seasoning or Garden Salad Seasoning; their Bavarian Seasoning is to die for on a pork loin roast in the fall; and don’t get me started on their Double Strength Vanilla Extract…can’t live without it or their selection of cinnamons.
I have visited a Penzey’s location in the Cities…it is right down the block from the Paper Source (insert heavy sigh here)…my credit card takes a rather large hit whenever I am in that particular block of town 😉
I’ll have to see about their dick weed stock the next time that I am in town 😉
Michelle
jenn from mn says
Cathy ~ Thank you for your quick whit and passion! You help me to laugh out loud even in the face of the employment (or lack of employment) issues I was recently handed. Thank you and keep inspiring us!
~Jennifer
Chris says
Yup. Love Penzey’s. In fact, I think I first heard about them here on your blog a few years ago. We have a store in the next town over from us in MA. A couple of years ago my father-in-law was visiting and we gave him a catalog and a gift certificate. He looked through every page of that catalog and knew exactly what he was going to get, and then we took him to the store. It was like a kid in a candy shop.
Sarah says
Hmmm, the bottle of Dick Weed looks empty…. guess you’ll need to acquire more.
You’re too darned funny!!! (You have a great sense of humor and great Photoshop skills, too!)
kreativekate says
My God, Cathy! You are OUT of DICK WEED??? Please tell me you have another jar!!!
Kirsten Juenke says
Dear Lord, this whole “never had time for as a full-time, she-works-hard-for-the-money graphic designer” stuff is making for some amazingly entertaining posts. I’ll just have to *ahem* give Penzey’s a call and ask for some Dick Weed.
Kathleen says
I notice the dick weed jar is empty. Hmm. Must’ve gone into the express elevator when you couldn’t find a recipe worthy of your dick weed.
Claire says
OMG, I’m glad I wasn’t sipping my coffee at the moment, because it would have sprayed everywhere…thanks for the laugh-out-loud moment to help brighten my day. DH knows the dick weed story from the previous post as well, and we both just had a grand ole time revisiting that story as well as laughing at the new one. Can I make that dick weed spice photo my new desktop wallpaper?!?!?! 😉 Or I’m thinkin’, maybe a t-shirt!
Cyn says
Bwahahahahaha!
Love starting my Monday with you Mz. Z!
dickweed…..
merideth says
wth? (and when i say “h,” i mean “heck”) why would you *buy* dickweek when you can get it for free? just ask your local peace officer if you can ride along with him for a shift and you’ll meet hundreds of them. (all right; plus hundreds of very nice folk, too.)
karla says
dick week… priceless.
Pam says
omygosh. i just LMAO and my 2-yr-old couldn’t figure out what i was laughing at. that was an awesome laugh on a monday morning (really, any morning). you crack me up. thanks!
Jaime Benavides says
Thanks for the laugh on this fine Monday morning…Here’s to a great week;)
Dawn Jessie says
I love Penzey’s!! There’s no store near me so I use their catalog. I have issues from 2003 just because I like to re-read the recipes. 🙂 And I like how they use spices (cinnamon sticks and bayleaves) to cushion the glass in the gift boxes.
Tena Sprenger says
Wow,I need a spice intervention. I may have to do some online shopping at Penzy’s. tena
Kim says
OMG OMG OMG OMG…I am laughing so hard right now Cathy. Thankyou so so much. I needed that so much.
Dick weed…..We all should start our week with some dick weed.
I love ya:)
Karen Campbell says
I love Penzey’s, we have one in Overland Park, KS. It is the only place to get spices! I haven’t seen the Dick Weed, I will have to get some on my next trip.
Laurel says
I LOVE Penzeys! I live by their flagship store, at least for a few more months. I was even planning on heading over there this morning 🙂
annette abrahamson says
girl, you crack me up!!
Cheri says
I have no idea what it’s for, but obviously I need to get some Dick Weed for my own spice cupboard! LOL!
Lisa says
LOL, that’s hysterical.
Angie K says
Vanilla Sugar from Penzeys is the ultimate! If you roll any cookies in regular sugar – stop that right now! If you sprinkle sugar on the tops of your delicious desserts – stop that right now! Run, (don’t walk) to Penzeys and pick up a bottle of this stuff. It’s awe(wait for it)some, as Barney Stinson would say…
Jen says
There is also one in Lakeville at the corner of 160th and Cedar, if you aren’t venturing to st paul. It might be easier to find. 🙂
Jen says
Everyone who is familiar with Penzy’s… have you tried the Fox Point seasoning? I use it on flipping EVERYTHING. Yum.
ann marie says
I’m sure you probably hear this all the time, but your blog always has me rofl! I have dill weed in my spice collection, and I never hesitate to show my husband that we have a spice named after him.
Thanks for brightening my day! 🙂
Els says
Woman, you have a Delicious sense of humour! Wish my spices looked that good 🙂
Stefani says
Wow. Just, wow. I need that spice. 🙂
Bree says
OH, that Penzey’s is good stuff. I’ve actually eaten ice cream at the owner’s house in Milwaukee (he has a super-cool 50’s diner IN HIS HOUSE, complete with milk shake machine).
Andyour photo reminded me to check my stock of Dill Weed/Seed 😉 I’ll need more this year – we’re homeowners now and I plan to can some of the green beans as Dilly Beans.
Heather Miller says
You crack me up! And I’m right there with you on Penzey’s fandom, though I haven’t picked up any dick weed in a long time. I’d been a regular Penzey’s catalog/online buyer until they opened one here on Long Island. I did a little happy dance around my living room when they announced it! Totally worth the 45-minute drive for the best spices around. Yum! 🙂
Jeanne Pellerin says
What the hell is that??
Julie Johnson says
Oh my word, I wonder what my boys would do if I told them we were having “Dick Weed Chicken” for dinner!!!
Thanks for the laugh Cathy!
Julie Johnson says
BTW, what exactly DOES Dick Weed taste like?
Melissa says
You are hysterical Zielsk!
Thanks for the laugh ~ Melissa
Kim C says
Cathy, You are way too funny. Thanks for the laugh.
Diane Roberts says
ROFL
Never mind the Dick Weed – what about the Rubbed Sage?
I have visions of one very happy wise-man…
Anita says
Oh, CZ, you crack me up! EVERY FREAKIN TIME!
Barb says
Do I dare ask what Dick Weed tastes like?
michele skinner says
mmm … penzey’s is heaven. have you tried fox point? sprinkled on some tilapia just before it’s popped into the oven for 7-10 mins? also heaven.
Kim from Seattle says
oh Cathy I must say what would I do without your daily blog… you really make my day…
Thank you
Kim
Lisa H. says
I’m totally with you on the Penzeys Spice love fest. Unfortunately, we don’t have any local stores, but I order quite often from their catalogs/web site and have been happily surprised the they even send me some free samples from time to time. I L-U-V Penzeys.
Michelle says
I absolutely love Penzey’s stuff. I used to order it online, but they built a store in Scottsdale a few years ago and now I’m there constantly. Maybe I’ll put Dick Weed on my list of must try’s. LOL
Valerie says
I had temporarily forgotten that my 5 year old daughter can now read – that is until she was looking over my shoulder during my daily blog read and annouced out loud ‘dick weed’ – thanks for the laugh Cathy – you really could do stand-up if this scrapbooking/graphic design thing doesn’t work out.
JoLynn says
I always felt that Dill Weed was some type of insult. I am glad to know others have minds that go elsewhere.
While I am sad about SS, MAN am I jealous of the time that has opened up for you.
JulieP says
Oh my…you are TOO funny!!! I’ll definitely check out the link.
Kelly B says
I live in Milwaukee & am lucky enough to get to go to real livePenzey’s stores. I’ll definitely be making a trip for that new spice. It looks like just the thing I need to sprinkle in my life – or is that eliminate from my life? Thanks for the LOL!
Trena says
That was good. You never cease to completely crack me up.
Sandi Malloy says
This is so funny that I’m having visions of future presents for all my girlfriends. Now, off to empty some close to finished spice jars…after all….who needs that last bit of marjoram when there’s dick weed to be had?
elizabeth says
If you go down the International isle in your grocery store, you may find a can of “Spotted Dick” flown in from Britain. Perhaps, “Dick Weed” would enhance “Spotted Dick” nicely 🙂
Kelli says
Dick weed! Bhahahaha!
Janie says
Another laugh-out-loud-and-spit-out-the-coffee-moment! Love Penzy’s!! Haven’t given up their vanilla despite the lack of income!!! Oh yeah, lived on their Fox Point all last summer! And what about the Chinese Cassia Cinnamon.
Tracey P. says
I am just LMAO.
Sherri P eh says
Penzey’s addict here! A friend turned me on to them a few years ago, when they opened in our area. I’ve been hooked ever since. As a matter of fact, we were considering a run tomorrow, and I might have to print that photo of the Dick Weed, just in case I have trouble finding it in the store . . .
Kristyn Briggs says
And what exactly application is Dick Weed for? Sausages, perhaps?
meVelez says
… and don’t think for one minute that I didn’t notice the dick weed jar is empty.
JillS says
I found out about Penzey’s via this blog a couple of years ago and got my foodie-parents hooked. So it was to my ever-loving delight when we got our very own store in Menlo Park, CA right before Christmas. I too am working on replacing all of my spices with the unbelievable Penzey varietals!
Lisa says
Cathy, I notice the Dick Weed is empty; I guess it must be your favorite. Seriously though…what does one do with Dick Weed? What’s it taste like?
SharonK68 says
So that’s your secret Mojo…
Angie says
You are so funny! I laughed right out loud and made my husband look at the photo! Thanks!!
Becky Reames says
Omg did I need a laugh. Thanks Zielske. You. Crack. Me. Up.
Tiffany Rosson says
OH MY GOD, BECKY!
LOOK AT HER…DICKWEED!
I needed a serious laugh and, Cathy, you never fall to deliver!
Tammy M. says
Thanks for making me laugh out loud…you crack me up!
Beth says
I have a problem with Penzey’s spices as well. I just can’t get enough of the delicious aromas from each perfect little jar. My dad has found great gifts there for the people in his office and the big mama crate from Provence is like a cook’s dream come true – great wedding present.
Karen O says
*LOL*
*snort*
Love your blog- you always make me giggle
Jodene says
Now there’s a spice you don’t see every day 🙂 And can I just say Thankyou! I know I can always pop in here and be guaranteed of a much needed belly laugh. You have such a wonderful way with words. I wish I could be half as witty as you are Cathy. Who knew even spices could be so entertaining?
Jodene
Western Australia
Amy S. says
I so needed this chuckle. I am so out of it I actually had to think about it for a minute. I was like Dickweed, that’s not right
Jill says
We love Penzey’s!
Jennifer Moore says
I also enjoy Penzey’s, but alas there is no store close to me. So if I have time when I visit my sister in the Dallas metroplex, I stop at the one there.
Tonja Trump says
Ok it’s 6:11 am EST, and I am LAUGHING out loud hysterically! Thanks for that much needed giggle.
Ona says
You crack me up! 6am, the house is sound asleep, and I’m suffering from uncontrolable laughter.
So thanks for the Penzeys turn-on. I have one for nuts and more. For fresh, fast, friendly, and great prices go to NutsOnLine.com …sounds like an ad, but I’m just a loyal customer.
lee i. says
only you make organizing spices so funny.
Susan M. says
Cathy, Cathy, Cathy! You are TOO funny! This spice thing sounds like it might be exciting.
Julie says
A day later and I’m still chuckling about Albanians rubbing sage and Dick Weed. I guess that’s just how I roll. 🙂
Celeste E says
That was worth the belly laugh!
Lisa Bracale says
Wow I thought I was up on my spices but I never heard of Dick Weed. Think I’ll have to buy some for hubby as a funny stocking stuffer.
mary says
love penzeys! first of all; you are out of dick weed Cant have that. second, try sunny paris spice to make chicken salad; SO GOOD!
Peggy says
Ok, so I live in Penzey’s hometown and for years have been told that I should go there but still haven’t but after all this raving I think I “get it” now LOL!
alex says
I keep my Dick Weed in a baggie. I could never afford your stash of Penzy’s. I buy most of my spices in bulk from a local shop and I need a good system.
Liz says
Ah, inspirational! I have a Penzey’s habit as well, and my collection is in danger of outgrowing its allocated space. Organizing my spices has been on my list for a while. I’m going to go grafiti my Dill Weed now.
Jack says
+1 for Penzeys. I recently cleaned my pantry of all old spices and herbs and replaced everything (except one or two items) with Penzey’s. Alas, they were fresh out of Dick Weed when we visited.
Shae says
OMG Cathy…you are such a complete NUT — and I mean that in the most positive and good way! I love it. How totally hilarious! I have been an organizing fool in the past few weeks myself. I have all these little momentoes and things I’m going to to when I get time and they are piling up and driving me crazy! We all got the stomach bug this week and we’ve had to lay low…so I’ve been sorting the piles and organizing them into workable project files. I’m feeling so good about that. Thanks again for the laugh.
Talitha says
my sister-in-law gave me a box of Penzey spices for Christmas…and that’s when I knew she really. truly. loves me.
Erin says
And I thought Penzey’s was unique to Massachusetts! We discovered one here and were immediately enamored with the entire store. I’m so glad to hear that there is one in St. Paul as well, should I ever move home I’ll know that I can keep my spices WELL stocked. Dick Weed and all.
Becky says
I am completely cracking up, because I did not know that there were so many dedicated Penzey fans!! I am seriously addicted to after a friend recently introduced me to them and I have ordered from them like 3 times in the last couple of months. I just can’t get enough–their spices are amazing and I am so sad that I don’t live close to a store. I know this comment is rather late, but it just warmed my heart to see Penzey’s bottles!