Hi, I'm very tan and full of 9th grade testosterone, despite my lack of chest and facial hair.
I know. Adorable.
That Adam's Apple could take an eye out.
(In Everett, Wash., in 1984, the Sadie Hawkins Tolo was a dance where girls got to ask the boy of their choice to a go. I really have no idea why we called it a "Tolo." Of course, Dan and I were nowhere near one another in 1984, but still, I am fairly certain I would have at least put him on my candidate list.)
EDITED TO ADD: Well, who knew. Read this about the history of the word "tolo" as well as Sadie Hawkins.