First, awesome hair:
Love. This. Hair. Another shot from the side:
You get this from sleeping on it, and then using Bumble&Bumble Sumotech.
Next up: muffin top camouflage for runners with mid-drift chubbage:
Granted, I bought mine just a shade roomier than the one sported by the 72-pound model, but come ON! How adorable am I? In yellow no less.
When I am running outside, in public view, I don't want every ripple of ye olde midsection on display for the gawkers, and yet there's no way in hell I'm wearing anything with a sleeve.
Mama needs coolness when she runs.
And for her girls to stay firmly in place.
And to not pass out before Mile 2.
That's what I'm saying to you.