That fine young cowboy you see above? Today he turns 50. And that girl who could have been Lori Patridge’s kid sister? She turns 49 on Sunday. (Yes, from now on I will only speak of myself in the third person.)
You know I’m not shy about my birthday, right? I feel like every year I’m here is just about the greatest thing ever, regardless of what joy or pain or mediocrity finds it’s way in on any given day.
Getting to live this life is pretty much the ultimate shit.
Dan was in first grade. I was in Kindergarten. What a pair we make indeed.
Happy birthday, baby. It’s a lot of work, but I like work. My therapist says it’s actually one of my strengths.